‘ … . SHUT THE HELL UP. ’
by drift. est. 1/16/18
by drift. est. 1/16/18
come on, i’m waaaay too muscular for their taste. they wouldn’t know what to do with all . . . this. WELL, THEY NEED TOOTHPICKS, DON’T THEY ? ( independent hiccup haddock of the httyd franchise, written by allanah ).
Therapy // All time low
“I do know you – but I also know Pascal. He’s can be pretty tricky when it it comes to hide n’ seek.” She dipped her head, to speak in a softer voice to the chameleon. “I know… You’re a good hider, but so is Eugene.”
❛ if anything, i should be earning extra brownie points here, come on. we weren’t all born with the ability to camouflage, ❜ that, is entirely directed at pascal --- of whom he levels with a ratty stare. ❛ cheater. ❜
@coronianthief / * cont.
❝ hypothetically , so saying that it DOES mean that , you’d give up food ? ❞ typically jim was the one requesting silence from company - it was unusual for him to be talkative. of course , if there was a ruse to be had , some sort of ANNOYANCE to give , then by all means , he’d rile up anyone with his pestering. it was all about the reaction. ❝ think about it this way : what’s more pleasurable ? the different tastes of millions upon billions of cuisine , or the never changing result of a powerful orgasm ? because buddy , one is always gonna’ stay the same. ❞
. . .
❛ here’s an alternative for you, ❜ shockingly, he didn’t quite enjoy the spotlight, and this game had stopped being fun the moment it started -- so, the least he could do was turn it around on jim. and okay, maybe it wasn’t so bad when he was the one directing the questions. flynn regards him a moment, with a hankering for the end of this little journey. how he managed to attract stragglers was beyond him. ❛ would you rather be itchy or sticky for the rest of your life ? ❜
I am disappointed [Daario didn’t get a death scene]. But he’s still out there, you know. It’s a big world. He got left behind, but who knows?
❛ Any minute now, the police will be here. ❜
that’s fine, he’s gotten out of tighter situations than this. ❛ i appreciate the update, ❜ his hands are up, he could cooperate . . . for now. he doesn’t fancy the pointy end of those spears the guards are holding. ❛ so, nice place you got here. ❜
( F.R.I.E.N.D.S. ) MEME / accepting!
❛ if you had to, what would you give up ? food or sex ? ❜
❛ see, this is why i made the no - talky rule, ❜ he was fine with people accompanying him ( nope, that was a lie ), as long as they didn’t bother him. how’s he supposed to come up with a REASONABLE response to that question, anyway ? — flynn looks over his shoulder at jim, both perplexed and exasperated. ❛ sex … i mean, unless giving up food means i don’t need food … ❜
( F.R.I.E.N.D.S. ) MEME / accepting!
it’s weird how middle names are like………. this normal thing, but also secret
reblog + add in the tags your middle name so we’ll all know
#grounded
❛ Someday I’ll tell you about the time I stabbed a cop! ❜
❛ i … look forward to it, ❜ he’s not sure it’s a story he wants to hear, but —— ❛ i’m sure it’s as thrilling as my one about the time i robbed the king of england, but y’know, as long as we’re comparing … — tell me it wasn’t just for fun. ❜
( F.R.I.E.N.D.S. ) MEME / accepting!
❛ You just got to accept the fact that this is going to cost you a lot of money. ❜
❛ y’see, the thing is, i don’t SPEND money, ❜ ever heard of a frugal thief ? he’s getting in the habit of it, aside from the essentials of course. man’s gotta eat. ❛ i make money, ❜ STEAL MONEY, same difference. ❛ and therefore, i refuse to accept it. —— you accept it. ❜
( F.R.I.E.N.D.S. ) MEME / accepting!