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@brandyllyn / brandyllyn.tumblr.com

merentur victorium :: 18+ only :: I only do happy endings :: Requests are CLOSED :: [ko-fi] :: Masterlist :: LinkTree
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Brandyllyn’s Masterlist

Firstly and most importantly, I wrote a book. Love nor Money is a “why choose” romance about Maya Alvani, a down on her luck woman who agrees to pretend to be the mistress of three of the cities most powerful criminals. For more information about the book itself go here

Both are available for free with Kindle Unlimited at the same links.

📚<- This work is complete.

Requests are currently closed but thots are always welcome.

If you want fanfic updates follow @brandyllyn-writes. For more general updates Join my mailing list!

Most things I write are explicit and I’ve also tried to tag / warn everything appropriately. Let me know if I missed something.

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ilikeit-art
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cartoondog

we are gonna be vacuuming up this post for the next five years

It almost looked like they threw a fish upwards into water (the shadowiness of their hand) & it swam off causing a splash of glitter.

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isa-ghost

Ok but this time the vacuuming will be worth it, that was sick

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slutforwings

i took 3 years of film classes and i still don't fucking understand how the camera obscura works. thats magic to me idc

this? sorcery. they should arrest this guy

people explaining this to me are missing the point. yes i know its a physics thing. i know our eyes work the same way. however. i simply believe light shouldn't work like that

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animentality
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joanhello2

[Image Description: a 4-tweet thread from Sophie Gonzales, @sgonzalesauhor, timestamped 6:09 AM 21 Dec 22, all text-only. The first one says:

"The biggest change of viewpoint I ever went through in psych training was when I said "but what it they're doing it for attentioin" and my supervisor was like "what's wrong with needing attention" and I realised I didn't have an answer."

The second one reads:

"Crying for help is not something people do if they don't need help. If you're "seeking attention" it's because you are lonely, or scared, or not okay. You need support and human connection. So why is society's response to that scenario to withhold it!!?"

The third one reads:

"It's like society is so paranoid about "the boy who cried wolf" we might want to withhold support to anyone who might be anything other than "on the verge of an urgent emergency". But the way to effectively STOP someone from an emergency situation is early intervention!"

The fourth one reads:

"And the sign that some early intervention is needed is usually, you guessed it, people trying to gain support and care from their loved ones / the people in their lives.

It;s not only valid to ask for help when the distress is a 10/10 emergency."

End ID]

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animentality
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leebrontide

One time my dad came to family dinner all excited “you know that show Sherlock? I hear fans are writing whole new stories for it online”

And in perfect unison my sister and I yelled “DAD NO!” So vehemently he stopped in his tracks.

Then a look of dawning comprehension on his face.

“Oh, this is like Kirk and Spock, isn’t it”

And I died right then and there.

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brandyllyn

Okay so side note... A few months ago my dad asked me what an OTP was.

Me: Well, when people are fans of something they might really like when two characters are involved with each other and want them to be together.

Him: ....

Me: ....

Him: ....

Me: ... Wait, what is the context here?

Him: My phone just asked if I wanted to delete all OTPs.

Me: .... Once time passwords. Let us never speak of this again.

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thinnest thread, sown together

Summary: After an accident, Cooper leaves Lucy to patch up his leather duster for him but when he returns he finds that she's used his absence as an opportunity for a private indulgence (AKA: Cooper walks in on Lucy masturbating). [3.2k words]

(tw: voyeurism, vague threats, teasing, masturbation, mentions of drug use, orgasm, coming in pants)

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Trouble Like A Mugshot (1.5k)

Pairing: Lucy Maclean/Cooper Howard

Summary: After a long day of travelling the wastelands, Lucy is feeling horny and asks Cooper if he wants to have sex with her. A question which is much more complicated than she could have possibly known.

(A/N: I might turn this into a short series of moments showcasing the pairs developing relationship from this to hard nsfw if that's something folks would like to see.)

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madseance

"it's not queer fiction unless the queerness is explicitly declared in the text according to currently accepted terminology and in a way that meets the approval of the entire audience" I mean follow your heart I guess but I trust myself as a queer person to recognise queer themes

"but doesn't this risk giving the author undue credit for queer representation" I do not care about the author

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Anonymous asked:

either they won't mention it or they insist that all subs that get off to being degraded are using it as a form of self-harm :/

YEAH when you force them to actually talk about subs as people with desires, the argument is just "well its self-harm and/or they are being manipulated into liking it" etc etc and again. It all boils down to the fact that they have to downplay and disregard and disrespect subs' autonomy and self-awareness, because if they accept that subs can be people who like getting spanked/choked/degraded/etc., who fully understand the risks and how to do it safely (both physically and mentally), then they can't fearmonger about how all kink is abusive and doms are Evil Males Using Women's Bodies To Get Off.

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doberbutts

This type of thing always makes me wonder like. What do these people think of body worship? Tickling? Service? Transformation? Praise?

The answer I've always found is that these folks either ignore those kinks or they don't know literslly anything about kink and just assume all kink can be boiled down to degradation, impact play, and CNC. Granted these folks often are anti blowjob and anti PIV for similar reasons so it shouldn't surprise me at all tbh.

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Without looking it up, when you first hear "Tornado Warning", what does that mean to you?

I have met. so many people in real life who do not know what "Tornado Watch" means, who do not know what "Tornado Warning" means.

literally 9 out of 10 (aka 90%) of people I meet think that "Tornado Watch" is the more dangerous alert, and think "Tornado Warning" is less severe.

Most people I meet who hear 'Tornado Warning' think it's a good idea to go outside and look at the cool clouds.

FEMA or whoever needs to officially change these stupid-ass names, or do one HELL of a public awareness campaign, because this can and will get people killed; there's already been multiple deadly tornadoes just this week.

[ID: Caption from article: A powerful tornado near Waverly Road in the Lincoln, Nebraska, metro area on April 26, 2024. It shows a vast flat field with a massive tornado in the distance, funneling down from storm clouds in the foreground, while a bright and blue sky is visible behind the destructive storm, with houses in the distance. end ID]

Tornado Watch: Watch out, and be cautious! -- Keep an ear out for alerts, and make sure you know where you need to take shelter! A tornado could possibly form in this storm, and you need to be ready.

  • Tornado Watch is a good time to secure your pets in your safe area (in carriers/crates), grab important documents/belongings, make sure your valuable electronics are unplugged, etc.
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  • Make sure you have flashlights (Ideally, that are not just your cellphone) with working batteries. If you have an emergency radio, keep it turned on and tuned to a local radio station. Bring bottled water and non-perishable food to your safe area.
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  • If you have a basement, make sure there is a clear area for you to shelter in, and that everyone can get down the stairs/ladder safely.
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  • If you do not have a basement, go to the lowest floor of your home, in a room away from as many windows as possible; if this room is your bathroom, take down the shower curtain rod (so it can't fall on you), and take down any other loose objects that could fall.
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  • Bring some spare blankets and pillows into your safe area, both for comfort and extra protection.
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  • Make sure your family knows that if a warning is sounded, or if signs of a tornado are seen or heard outside your home, that they need to go to the safe area immediately.
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  • Make sure in advance that your family is wearing appropriate shoes + clothing in case of emergency, and that everyone has their phones charged and on hand.

Tornado Warning = Warning! A Tornado is currently forming or is already formed! -- Take shelter immediately on the lowest floor of your home away from windows!

  • Drop what you're doing and get to your safe area. You no longer have time for preparation-- your only focus now is getting to your safe area!
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  • Alert family members, if they're not in the safe area already.
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  • Once you are all in your safe area, close the door, have everyone huddle together as low to the ground as you can get, and wrap everyone up in your spare blankets, putting pillows over your heads, etc.
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  • Try to keep everyone calm, if at all possible.
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beboots

I literally have this image printed out on my bulletin board at work (my staff and I do a lot of work outdoors) :

[ID: a tweet by Normal Fire Department (Normal, IL) From May 3rd (unknown year) that reads "since We are under a severe thunderstorm watch this evening, It's a good time to go over the difference between a watch and a warning.
Watch: 🟧 [orange square emoji] : we have the ingredients to make tacos
Warning: 🟥[red square emoji] We are having tacos. Right now. "
Underneath the text is two images, one labled "taco watch" that has tortilla shells, ground meat, lettuce, tomato, cheese, a jalapeno avocado and salsa sitting on a counter, showing taco ingredients.
The other image is labled "taco warning" and shows a fully assembled taco . End ID]

Okay, this graphic is genuinely genius because it is so funny, more people need to see this lol.

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Bilbo barely passed Old Took's record lifespan after having a supernaturally-life-extending ring for 60 years. which begs a question. what the hell did Old Took do

I have a theory that somewhere back up the line gandalf fucked a took. This sounds like complete crack but hear me out. The tooks are rumored to have “fairy blood” which in LOTR terms means either elves or maia. There is an ancestor who’s unusually tall and many of them are noted to live unusually long lives unless they meet with illness or injury, same as the numenorians did. They don’t hve extra pointy ears and elves don’t have a special interest in the line. But who DOES have a special interest in looking after tooks (and bilbo who is a took on his mother’s side/his adopted son frodo)? Gandalf. That dude is ALWAYS fussing over some silly little guy. He regularly brought the old took birthday presents.

Back in the day some bold hobbitess decided to climb that old man and ever since then gandalf has been looking after his line of tiny crazy bastards and no one will convince me otherwise.

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