soooo i might answer the asks that have been sitting in my inbox for centuries now and/or post zep headcanons no one asked for later, tune in to find out which ;)
might just turn this into a multifandom tv show blog thing? and maybe go back to writing fics here at some point but not sure? the things zoey's extraordinary playlist has done to me wow
i've been gone for the longest time but recently i saw some gifs that made me watch zoey's extraordinary playlist in less than 30 hours and i have so many ideas and hopes for season 2 already lmao
DON’T 👏🏽CALL 👏🏽YOURSELF 👏🏽A 👏🏽ROSA 👏🏽DIAZ 👏🏽STAN 👏🏽UNLESS 👏🏽YOU 👏🏽CARRY 👏🏽AN 👏🏽AX 👏🏽WITH 👏🏽YOU 👏🏽AT 👏🏽ALL 👏🏽TIMES
DON’T 👏🏽CALL 👏🏽YOURSELF 👏🏽A 👏🏽GINNA 👏🏽LINETTI👏🏽STAN 👏🏽UNLESS 👏🏽YOU 👏🏽CARRY 👏🏽A 👏🏽HAIR 👏DRYER 👏🏽IN 👏🏽YOUR 👏PURSE 👏🏽AT 👏🏽ALL 👏🏽TIMES
DON’T 👏🏽CALL 👏🏽YOURSELF 👏🏽A 👏🏽 AMY 👏🏽SANTIAGO👏🏽STAN 👏🏽UNLESS 👏🏽YOU 👏🏽CARRY 👏🏽A 👏🏽BINDER 👏🏽IN 👏🏽YOUR 👏PURSE 👏🏽AT 👏🏽ALL 👏🏽TIMES
DON’T 👏🏼 CALL 👏🏼YOURSELF👏🏼 A 👏🏼JAKE👏🏼PERALTA👏🏼 STAN👏🏼UNLESS👏🏼YOU👏🏼CAN👏🏼QUOTE👏🏼ALL👏🏼THREE👏🏼DIE👏🏼HARD👏🏼MOVIES👏🏼FROM👏🏼MEMORY👏🏼AT👏🏼ALL👏🏼TIMES
Don’t call yourself a Captain Holt stan unless you realize that typing in all caps with claps between every word is a very inefficient way to communicate.
brooklyn 99 being canceled vs. the next day when it was renewed by nbc
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Reasons you could watch B99
- Two canon queer POC who both came out in different ways!!!!!!!
- Comedy without playing into racist or homophobic stereotypes
- Healthy heterosexual relationship without ever making Jake give any signs of being sick of his wife-to-be, they’re just happy dorks in love supporting one another. They didn’t get together through an argument and they didn’t hate one another going in takes notes CW!
Those are just a few simple reasons but let’s look at some of the characters in more depth!
Raymond Holt
- The captain of the 99 precinct,
- Normally always stoic and has the best poker face
- His husband’s name is Kevin and they are a match made in heaven
- Thinks Barbara Streisand counts as Rock Music
- Owns a Corgi named Cheddar
- BONE???!!!!!!!!!!
- Really protective over his staff
- Super competitive and stubborn
Jake Peralta
- Is a huge movie nerd
- He’s Jewish and his family life wasn’t always stable
- Starts off really stubborn and unwilling to follow rules but grows as a person and a team player aka some of the best character development in tv today!
- Loves all of the squad and always tries to motivate people to do their best
- NOICE!!!!!!!!
- Playful and competitive
- Is supportive of his girlfriend’s goals and strengths, never belittles her or makes her feel like she has to choose between him and her work
Rosa Diaz
- Canon bisexual woc
- Has a knife collection
- Is Rosa even her name???? Who knows?!
- Wears leather like a boss
- Is really tough and sarcastic but cares deeply about the things and the people who matter to her
- Always has people’s backs
- Her happy place is picturing herself beating up people she hates
- Insults and teases people to show affection
Amy Santiago
- Self proclaimed teacher’s pet
- Books and Binders are her best friends
- Terrible cook
- The hardest worker you shall ever see
- Super nerdy and organised
- Gets excited really easily
- She doesn’t always get social cues but tries her best
- Establishes herself as her own person and not just “Jake’s girlfriend” or “Holt’s lackey”
- Brought a blanket to a sport’s game in July
Charles Boyle
- Had a crush on a coworker and after finding out she didn’t feel the same immediately backed off, moved on and became one of her closest friends.
- Has “foot-in-mouth disease”
- Supportive of his friends especially his best buddy Jake
- Is obsessed with cooking
- Holds a grudge against a horse
- Overly invested in Jake and Amy’s relationship, probably has an otp scrapbook for them
- Has dozens of hobbies like yoga and sewing things that aren’t traditionally “masculine”
Terry Jeffords
- Terry x Yogurt are the true otp
- Is a very strong, well built man who could bench press 3 grown men and is such a loving and gentle father
- Isn’t afraid to call out the Captain when he’s being unfair to the squad
- Carries angry squad members over his shoulder
- Got a bouncy castle because Amy and Rosa were stressed
- Refers to himself in the third person a lot
There’s Hitchcock and Scully who’s life goal is to eat and sit in a chair and honestly mood.
and then GINA MOTHERF*CKING LINETTI
This show tackles really problematic issues and completes stamps on them. Ever wonder where the “cool motive, still murder” meme is from?! They have tackled racial profiling, racism, homophobia, transphobia, sexism, bullying. The list goes on and on.
It has canon lgbt characters who are well developed and their sexuality isn’t the main factor of their personality. The “will they, won’t they” relationship is developed naturally and both parties did not fall for one another at the same time.
This show is so good and I would highly recommend watching it, I can assure you that you won’t regret it!
just need to share with someone that andy samberg (b. 1978) is 7 years older than White House goblin-of-all-work Stephen Miller (b. 1985), in case u were wondering whether being an evil, lying toady for the Apocalypse will literally suck the life from your body
hi y'all i’m moving tomorrow & i’m desperate because i didn’t finish packing yet and it looks like i’ll have to wait 14 hours at a bus station right after travelling for 15 hours straight i wanna d i e please distract me?
hey!!! i hope the move went/goes alright!!! stay safe!! ily!!!
i feel like i say this a lot but you are such!! a!!! blessing!!!! but, really, thank you very much ily2
I FEEL VERY BLESSED
don't get me wrong i'm 100% in for this there are few people more stunning than stephanie bea in this world but can we pls theorize about why the heck is she wearing that makeup with that clothing
hi y'all i'm moving tomorrow & i'm desperate because i didn't finish packing yet and it looks like i'll have to wait 14 hours at a bus station right after travelling for 15 hours straight i wanna d i e please distract me?
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"👯 - song that reminds me of someone"ummm i'm gonna say better on the stereo. yeah, the foolish and not even good dove cameron song lol. it reminds me of my two best friends because we used to say it was our song so yep
mood/feelings song asks
🌧 - song for a rainy day 🌚 - song for when i’m feeling nervous 🔥 - song that pumps me up 🍂 - song that helps me calm down 🌊 - song for a day at the beach ⭐️ - song i’ll listen to on repeat 🌠 - song that’s special to me ☂ - song for when i’m feeling sad 🙂 - song that makes me smile 💔 - song for a heartbreak 🎉 - song to party to 🚶 - song for when i feel alone 👯 - song that reminds me of someone 💪🏽 - song that helps me be strong 🏋 - song to work out to ☄ - song for when i feel lighter than air ☀️ - song for a sunny day 🌲 - song that reminds me of nature 💤 - song i fall asleep to ✌🏼️ - song for when i feel fabulous 🌪 - song for when i’m angry 🎤 - song i’ll sing out loud ✈️ - song for when i’m feeling nostalgic ⚓️ - song that keeps me grounded 🌇 - song that inspires me ⏰ - song for when i’m feeling stressed
the fun part is trying to figure out what everyone in the notes’ real names are
the monty hall saga
please watch brooklyn nine-nine
hoooOw dare you detective diaz i am your supIORIOR OFFICER! (BONE!!!!)whathappensinmybedroomdetectiveis none of your business (!boOoOoNE?!) dont, ever, speak to me like that again.
I’ve already reblogged this scene but the last comment is a masterclass in punctuation and vocal emphasis.
i leave for school in 4 days and i’ve packed zero (0) items cool cool cool
me, except i leave for school friday morning lol