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Irondad and his Spiderbaby!

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Tony and his precious kid ↟ ST*RKERS DNI ↟ Penny, she/her ↟ Header art by @mjscornerr! Profile pic by @guipear!
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Anonymous asked:

OK OK BUT JOY, the prompt: “If you die, I die. Don’t you get that!” Between Irondad?! Either way! ASDGHJKL ANGST

AHHHH!!! Mini-fic time?? Yes. Yes, Mini-fic time.

Here it is, at 997 words. A lot of action, leading to a short panic-induced argument... and a hug. Because of course, there is a hug. :D Enjoy!!

If You Died...

Peter hadn’t meant to get in over his head. It was just- he needed to keep his neighborhood safe, and he had powers. It wasn’t like he could see a problem and just walk away. But he had been careful. He’d used his tools and his abilities to access the situation. He’d asked his AI to run facial recognition on everyone involved and had cross-referenced their information through several databases; just to make sure he knew what he was up against. 

Three regular guys, selling regular drugs inside a regular empty warehouse. That was it. Nothing about it had been alarming or ominous. So, taking them out should have been easy. And technically it was. It was the swarm of armed individuals that had flooded in after that had been the problem. He had that too for a while. Then the big guys came in. Three of them, with large shoulders and enhanced strength that matched his own. He was having a difficult time dividing his attention between the projectiles and the hands being aimed at his face. 

“Karen?” He dodged, while shooting webs that never seemed to hit their mark. When they did, they never held for long. The big guys  busted right out of them. “A little back up would be nice.”

“Of course, Peter. Contacting Mr. Stark.”

Peter ducked and slid beneath one of the large men’s legs. “Wait! Isn’t- Is Captain America available?” He spun around, sending his foot into the guy's knee cap. The impact made no difference; like a child kicking a fencepost. “Maybe Black Widow? Hawkeye?”

There was no debate. “Mr. Stark is already in route.” Three dots appeared on his HUD along with an ETA. 

Thank you, I am fed, watered, and am floofed

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fotibrit

tony, freaking out, not sure exactly what he did to make peter start avoiding him all of the sudden:

peter, freaking out, not sure how to tell tony to stop using peppermint shampoo:

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kayvsworld

iron man makes me feel so insane like there's a guy in there. what the fuck there's a squishy little mortal human dude in there and his first instinct without fail is to fly headfirst into danger to try to help what the fuck what the Fuck

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st4rking

tfw you, as a mind reader, have to team up with a man who thinks too much

Slight spoilers in tags

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romxnogers

There is no argument, this scene is the best thing that infinity war has given us

While he’s in the middle of breaking it down?

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taquidro

me: idk i dont really like any of the ironman movies

also me, every single time i watch im1: ᵒʰ ᵐʸ ᵍᵒᵈ,,, ʰᵉ ᵏⁿᵒʷˢ ᶦⁿ ʰᶦˢ ʰᵉᵃʳᵗ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᶦᵗˢ ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ,,,,

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