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Remilia's Suggestions

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Anonymous asked:

There will only ever be one true mistress of Gensokyo- the Scarlet Devil. PS: Your maid loves you.

Well, I am not going to be one to disagree with that. No one in Gensokyo is as classy as I am so I think I pretty much deserve to be the one true mistress of Gensokyo.

Thank you, Sakuya.~

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We humans aren't useless, after all we are cattle for our machine overlords who inefficiently use our body heat to power the matrix

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I...don’t know what you are really talking about, but for me the only thing humans aren’t useless for is the fact they are food to me, but otherwise that is all there is to it.

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"humans are useless" are the words of someone whos been beaten by humans one too many times. ;)

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Hey, she only wins because of the protagonist thing. I’ve won against her when the moon was stolen and when the weather started going crazy.

I only need that protagonist title to win too, it is nothing all that special.

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Anonymous asked:

I man, you of all people should know Humans arn't useless. Their kinda necessary for your continued survival arn't they?

We vampires make them to be less useless by making their blood precious and valuable.

But then again, they are pretty useless by themselves!

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Anonymous asked:

Perhaps there might need to be a slight correction to the 'humans are useless' thing. There are some out there who make for decent punching bags.

Oh, yes, definitely...I still think they are pretty useless if just because the idea of some of them becoming punching bags is not something they would like.

The one who wants to make them the punching bags is the one making them not to be completely useless, but by themselves?...still useless.

I feel like there are humans out there that want to be punched on purpose, for some reason, but that just makes me think they are even more useless.

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remiliasuggestion‌:
Humans are useless.
Isn’t your best maid a human?

I will tell you what I replied to the stranger through the Ask box.

Sakuya is an exception because she was rejected by her own kind, ironically. But that aside, the fact she is a human working for me doesn’t mean she didn’t do useless things sometimes.

In fact I’ve said she’s useless before, even if I love her.

No human is free from my criticism.

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To be quite fair, I respect your decision of being proud of your own incident, but do you care about what had happened to the other residents of Gensokyo during the time? You could’ve simply used your parasol outside if you wanted to go for a walk. 
And yes, we may have ‘failed’ a bit but we can always improve on our state of mind and character manually by simply being respectful of others.
And why don’t you try a different kind of blood? Like say, pig’s blood? Just a recommendation, I don’t really mind. <|:)

I actually didn’t think much about everyone else because I firstly think about myself.

I mean, I am sure by now, people know I am rather selfish and self centered, but anyways.

I am not going to change the human blood! Sakuya makes great plates with the humans as a whole aside of getting the blood. I don’t want to eat what the humans eat, I take pride in being a vampire.

Besides, animal blood is not as effective to keep bloodthirst on check, it is human blood what makes it, so it will be better for everyone. I made the deal with Yukari to eat the humans that enter from the outside to not have to harm the humans from the village, so that is a thing, at least.

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remiliasuggestion‌:
Also…who is the creep to archive all the things we said in the Incidents?
Was is the Akyuu girl from the village? Sometimes I don’t really trust her judgement for the things she writes. It has happened to not be accurate at times.
Akyuu? I don’t find her all that bad, in fact. Looking back at our old mistakes can be a bit refreshing to see how far we’ve come.

Pardon me, Miss Yuyuko, I don’t find my past actions to be mistakes at all, in fact, I am proud of them and of myself.

I am simply hesitant because the profile Akyuu made about me for that record of hers failed a few points. I am still convinced she just makes us look even worse so the humans are more careful and horrified around us, though.

Would make sense for those youkai who need to survive by the fear the humans feel towards them, but I am not one of those, I just need their blood.

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Also...who is the creep to archive all the things we said in the Incidents?

Was is the Akyuu girl from the village? Sometimes I don’t really trust her judgement for the things she writes. It has happened to not be accurate at times.

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It wouldn’t be the first time I call Sakuya or humans useless, either.

It already happened years ago when Reimu came to beat me up.

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then why do you drink their blood, and have one as a maid

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Because humans are food to me, but that doesn’t rest they are pretty useless by themselves the major part of the time.

Sakuya is a special case because she was rejected by her own kind, the humans, ironically, but she has proven to be useless at times as well. The fact she is my maid won’t save her from being criticized as well.

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