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Let's Play Murder

@overhereinthecornerreading-blog

Nobody here but us demigods, witches, wizards, tributes, initiates, nerd fighters, magicians, gladers, wallflowers, sherlockians and jedis.
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jason: *loses memory*
jason: *knows he's a demigod*
jason: *wears purple t-shirt*
jason: *speaks latin*
jason: *looks like roman statue*
jason: *uses gold weapon*
jason: *has tattoo of roman slogan on arm*
jason: look guys something's going on somehow i feel like i dont belong here
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okay but in sea of monsters when percy saved annabeth from the sirens and he put them in a little air bubble underwater and she just started sobbing on his shoulder and he was like “now all the fish are going to start rumors about the son of poseidon and daughter of athena” and then in the last olympian when they had the underwater kiss (!!) the fish must’ve like “WE FUCKIN KNEW IT”

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BBC Sherlock - Sherlock & John on the sofa Promo Pictures - I’ve been playing ‘Lets see how many variants of this picture there are’ -

Click here for SHQ: pic : (3692x5539), Pic 6 (4500x3600).

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I showed this post to my boyfriend and he tried to take his shirt off like a girl and 

uh

yeah

Out of the 82k notes my post got this is by far the best comment holy shit thank u for being u

So i tried it both ways and uh

i mean how do you do the first one without pulling out all your hair?

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zorobro

this made me laugh really hard….

and it made me realize that girls and boys pull their shirt off differently. /amazed

but seriously I think girls just do the cross arm thing because of HAIR like demonstrated 

So one year, one URL change, and a hair cut later, I decide to try again… FOR SCIENCE! 

Its not science unless you write it down so 

First method:

Well done, i guess…

Second:

I fucked up

Girls… how?

I DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW WE CAN HAVE SUCH DIFFERENT WAYS OF TAKING OFF SHIRTS AND SO MUCH DIFFICULTY DOING IT THE OTHER WAY

I FIGURED IT OUT!!!!!

It’s all in the way that girl/boys shirts are made.

Girls shirts have less armpit room then boy’s do and are generally shorter so pulling it off over your head is more practical because by lifting your arms all the way up you make enough room for the sleeves to just slip off.

Boys shirts have more room and are generally longer so it is easy to slip them off over your head.

but if you take a girls shirt off like a boys shirt you will get your arms caught because there isn’t much armpit space.

and if you take a boys shirt off like a girls shit you will still have your head in it when you’ve lifted your arms all the way up because of the shirt’s length.

It has nothing to do with us. It is entirely to do with how our shirts are made. I figured it out for you. YOUR WELCOME!

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I wanna be a villain so I can just saunter everywhere. the heroes are always sprinting, always running. you ever seen darth vader run? hell no. and I ain’t about to either.

this has gained over 18,000 notes in the last 24 hours and I feel the need to tell y’all that I’ve never seen a star wars movie all the way through. when I wrote this I was 100% relying on the hope that he didn’t run in the films or some nerd was gonna drag my ass

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goreandsuch

IMAGINE

Imagine the lost special beginning with the ending of The Final Problem- John and Sherlock solving cases like they have since the beginning.

All of a sudden, there’s static and it stops.

It glitches, and now everything is muffled and it looks like everything is underwater. 

There’s static again.

Then a voice: “It’s about time you woke up, John.”

There’s the sound of muffled voices and a steady beeping.

Suddenly, we get a flashback to when Eurus shot John.

John wakes up with a gasp, eyes darting around, wondering where he is.

Sherlock is softly crying in a corner, but looks up when he hears John.

John, voice hoarse: “What happened?”

Sherlock: “Sh-Shot. You were shot. By my sister, Eurus. You were bleeding everywhere, I-I th-thought I… I.. lost you.”

John: “It was all a dream then? No Sherrinford, no Victor, no… clowns?”

Sherlock: “What?”

John, smiling tiredly: “Oh, nothing.”

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fangirllock

GARRIDEBS REDEMPTION!!!!!

YASSSS

“No…clowns?” OMG I CRIED BUT LAUGHED IN A WAY I AM SUCH A BAD PERSON.

John: oh thank god no clowns, i HATE clowns— sister, you said??

((literally this is like a 3 minute mini-sode TOPS, DO IT, yall could have made this IN A DAY as a ‘take back’ when reviews turned out so poorly!))

((even at the 11th hour…..))

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hcathledger

He is the Napoleon of crime, Watson. He is the organizer of half that is evil and of nearly all that is undetected in this great city, he is a genius, a philosopher, an abstract thinker. He has a brain of the first order. He sits motionless, like a spider in the center of its web, but that web has a thousand radiations, and he knows well every quiver of each of them. He does little himself. He only plans.

―    Arthur Conan Doyle, The Memoirs of Sherlock Holmes    

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