hooty hoo

happy mother’s day to that mom who sold y/n to one direction

ugh. some fruit has a venomous wooden bead hidden deep inside it

im letting the days go by and i dont even have a beautiful house or a beautiful wife

last night we let the food and water talk

Fuuuck we left the back door open last night andthe whole kitchen got out

me: Ah my lovely new rug is finally here, one of a kind, hand woven, it really brings the room together.

Jeffery the spiller, holding a cartoonishly large drink with no lid:

I saw this question posed on tiktok, but I think Tumblr would really enjoy it too.

If a fae creature offered to give one million dollars for a bone chosen at random, how many bones would you allow them to take?

Light clarifications; The fae is not the one choosing the bones. The bone is taken at random. Each bone, no matter the size or importance, is worth a full million dollars. You must also declare the exact number first, you can't go bone-by-bone. You either say 2 or you say 10, you can't work your way up to a higher number. The bones are removed instantaneously, and the money is given immediately as well. You will not get in government trouble for acquiring the money.

Tell me in the tags/replies how many bones you'd let the fae take. And as always, reblog for bigger sample size.

if you want to test your luck, this site lets you choose a random human bone :) https://randomlistgenerator.com/human-bones

put those big brown eyes away dude now is NOT the time

tumblr is such an echo chamber i forgot about people like this

Gray as fuck

Do you ever forget that you have a gender to most people….. meaning that random people at the grocery store see me as a woman and not just a little internet guy

the human mind wasnt made to comprehend 30 dollars

talking to people while holding a beverage is awesome because you don't have to know what to do with your hands and when you don't know what to do with your face you can just take a sip

how it feels to come home from work at 8pm eat a huge portion of pork fried rice and immediately go beddy bye afterwards

Remember these terms for professions to help encourage gender neutral language!