I love how Half-Life and Portal took place in the same universe. One is a gritty dystopian future, whilst the other is Wall-E meets Venture Bros.

Like, in Half-Life 2: Episode 2, Eli was so outraged when Kleiner suggested they find Aperture Science technology to defeat the Combine, saying that it would be catastrophic, and I was like “Wow, what kind of terrifying stuff does Aperture Science make?” and then Portal 2 came out a few years later and the place is basically Acme Corporation with mantis men and homicidal robots and I was like “Oh, okay. Yeah Eli was right.”

the prophecy has been fulfilled 

I tried to warn you

if tumblr goes down you have two (2) ways of contacting me

my codec frequency is 141.80, if you have any questions regarding space, the deep ocean, us national politics, and various forms of media, call me. 

the other way you can find me is my sending me an anonymous tip claiming to be my estranged step-sister about whether or not there is an anti-metal gear weapon in a tanker ship.

It Begins

And the ultimate bloging begins

Twin Peaks (2017)

enjoy this adult content while it lasts

the best way to play Pokemon games is like you’re an 8 year old. IV? EV? Shiny chaining? Nah. We catch pokemon because they look cool. if my pokemon is bashful or whatever that means nothing to me.

if my pokemon is bashful that means it blushes when I tell people how cute and strong it is and that means everything to me!!!!!!