shoutout to the guy who created a parody account of cinemasins where instead of pointing out every single flaw in a film, he just pointed out things he liked about the movie. you're so right cinemawins its so much more fun to like things

CinemaWins once said "Every movie, with very little exception, is someone's favorite, I like to find out why." and that sentence alone is worth more than every single thing the CinemaSins guys have ever created.

i’m CRYING

WWE FRIDAY NIGHT SMACKDOWN OCTOBER 28TH 2022

“…something tells me that when you find out who the fifth member of our team is, well, you’re gonna crap your bleeding Uce-y pants because it’s the last thing you’re going to expect.” WWE SMACKDOWN: NOV. 18, 2022

The way they look at each other like no one else exists but them.

A personal guarantee from the Honorary Uce! What could possibly go wrong???

Holy Shit

My favorite part is kermits legs sticking out from behind her

SO HEY THIS JUST HAPPENED DURING SETH’S AMA

irregular choice muppets collection

use your FUCKING turn signals during sex

this shit sucks. wish bulbasaur was real . 

Herakles - Euripides (Tr. Anne Carson)

vampire dude to his vampire friend: wow.. looks like there’s only one coffin….. what’ll we do?

other vampire dude who reads a lot of fanfiction: we could……….. share it

four years ago i made this post. currently it stands at about 300k notes. to this day if i google image search my url the screencapped re uploads of this post are some of the first results i see. it is perhaps my most widely reblogged post in the six year history of this blog.

and now, on this day in the year 2022 i see a gifset from the interview with the vampire tv adaptation where two vampires share a single coffin. a single tear rolls down my cheek, knowing that at last my long journey is over. at last, i can rest.

I’m no longer available for things that make me feel like shit.