Please join my amino!
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What is the line between neko and furry? How many people are furries without realizing!? O.o
Shhh i have gone on for too long shhh
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If liking butter isn’t ok then what is ok
Cats
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Three plastic surgeons meet at a conference…
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me, pressing the side of my head into my cat’s side: you sound like a car… i love you, motor boy
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In breaking news, Triple Crown winner Justify has turned down an invitation to White House.
Its 12:30 in the morning and i just accidentally texted my friend about 'Baldi and the ink machine' wtf is wrong with me
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fucking christ I am sobbing
“If the men find out we can shapeshift, they’re going to tell the church!“
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How to be a cat
1.) Be hungry all the time
2.) Sit on your keyboarrrrrrrrrrdakjhfksjdhjkkjhkjhkjhkjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj
Dude what are you on
Like, all the time
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Can we talk about the past tense of yeet?
The question: yeeted or yote?
The answer is simple!
- If the subject is an object, use yeeted.
The water bottle was yeeted to the sun.
- If the subject is a person, use yote!
Johnny yote the water bottle at Jack’s face.
Remember these rules, and you’ll be yeeting correctly in no time!
Who is jack
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I’m a mix between 10hrs nap and ignoring everyone
I am literally all of these what the hell
Reblog for a night of good sleep
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It looks like Christmas!
I'm pretty sure it's a glass butt plug.
Sides as today's innteraction
Roman:*hugging Virgil* you smell like anger..
Virgil:o...kay?
Roman:*sniffs everyone* yeah..!
Roman:*points at Logan* you smell like musk
Roman:*points at Patton* you smell like fresh
Roman:*points at Virgil* and you smell like pure, unadulterated anger.
Why the fuck are people calling me at 1:30 in the morning