When I was 11, I found myself in need of a new softball bat.

I did some online window shopping so I would have something to show my parents.

I started with The Sports Authority’s website, looked on Modell’s, and then went to Dicks.com.

No wonder I’m gay.

Jumping back on Tumblr to add something I just thought of.

TAB was through Sherlock’s POV, but he mentioned two things that are important to understanding series 4. 1) That he tried to see himself through John’s eyes (the reason for him saying that is loaded) and 2) at the end, before he says “a man out of his time”, Sherlock is actually discussing with himself whether or not John would be comfortable in the future with the life Sherlock has imagined for them. Sherlock decides John would ultimately enjoy it, but he’d encounter mental obstacles along the way, because HE hasn’t known what kind of man he is from the very beginning (unlike Sherlock, who has always known himself). This is exactly the narrative to series 4. Sherlock imagines the future from John’s POV, giving him the time to adapt to a future together and what that would imply for John.

A happy ending, after going to hell and back.

This is why i believe TFP is a dream within a dream like Doctor Who’s “Amy’s Choice”. The camera and narrative are so good, it makes you believe it’s John’s mind when it’s actually Sherlock’s mind playing through John’s POV. A bungalow within a palace.

Hey Whats

Hey WhatsUp Guy’s Im Going To The 18th Dimensional Plane To Get Some Astral Groceries

Hey Every Body Im Back From The Store

holy fuck dude whats in that store

Oh You Know

tjlc: Consulting criminal. (softly) Brilliant. mofftiss (smiling proudly): Isn’t it? No-one ever gets to me – and no-one ever will. tjlc (cocking the pistol): I did. mofftiss: You’ve come the closest. Now you’re in my way. tjlc: Thank you. mofftiss: Didn’t mean it as a compliment. tjlc: Yes you did. mofftiss (shrugging): Yeah, okay, I did. But the flirting’s over, Sherlock … (His voice becomes high-pitched and sing-song.) Daddy’s had enough now! (He again starts to stroll closer.) mofftiss (back to his normal tone): I’ve shown you what I can do. I cut loose all those people, all those little problems, even thirty million quid just to get you to come out and play. 

WHO DID THIS  😂

*white parent voice* i cant believe kanye and kim named their baby North West!! thats ridiculous!! oh no, its almost 4:30, i need to pick up my kids Mackaylikiah and Ashleighyie from their water polo practice!

I always reblog this post so fucking fast every time it comes on my dash my phone shuts down the tumblr app and reboots

McKarty 64 is my favorite Mario Kart game.

My favorite part is that the blog post the photo was taken from detailed this mother’s decision-making process and chose this name because her husband saw it on a road sign on the way home

She named her daughter after a road sign

a road sign

there was a girl at my school called “zona” cause he parents went on holiday to spain and saw it and thought it was a nice name. IT LITERALLY MEANS ZONE

“47 month old”

this is my four year old rayman origins

“Who’s doing your surgery?”

“Dr. Rayman Origins.”

THE APP REBOOTED FOR ME!!

i met a kid once whose name was “Ryce” and his mum said it was pronounced “Reese”

the best part is she was originally going to spell it “Rice”

My auntie knows a family who decided to name their daughter Owen, but they spelled it “Oin” and they made her middle name the first sound that her big sister made which happened to be “Oogok”. her name is literally “Oin Oogok Puscus”

Oin Oogok Puscus is my favorite dwarf from the Hobbit

Yo I work at a rec center in a rich neighborhood and these are some real names of white children:

Salter Tryge (pronounced Trig) Loots Pocket Aughyst (pronounced August) Taileigh Lotiss Leviathin (yes spelled like that) Bacchus Daniyal (a girl, pronounced like Daniel)

All real

This shit is hilarious

@kaiiwooo

I can’t

47 month old.

Nayvie….. Bish whet????

this is from my kid’s valentine’s list this year like this corny fake unique name thing is no joke yall this is all of the boy names 

47 month old.

I refuse to go on knowing someone named their child “Salter” I’m so done ✌🏿️

Treyton lls, I’m dying…

I know a person from college who’s name is literally “Smile”, l can’t even explain how ridiculous that is…

47 month old

47 month old

Damn suburban moms love to put unnecessary “Y’s” in names.

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47 month old.

Somebody named their kid Pocket?!?!???

I am cry wheeze laughing at this post, and then when I got to the bottom I had apparently already hearted it at some point in its life?

Anyway, bless little Christopher’s parents. My god.

47 month old tho

One of the classes I subbed in had a kid named Glarison. I’m sorry, did you misspell Garrison?????

OMG IT IS BACK! I CAN FINALLY POST THE ASK I GOT ABPUT THIS!

I went to college and took religious studies courses with a girl named Storm Pagan. She never understood why I found that both funny and oddly appropriate, and I never felt like taking the time to explain.

for the love of your future children, look up what a name means in all languages before you saddle you kid with it until they’re old enough to legally change it.

I took latin in middle school. I don’t actually remember much now, but i’m telling you, it was IMPOSSIBLE to look this girl I knew in passing in the eye because her name was Latrina. 

Latrina.

(For those of you who have no idea why this is unfortunate and hilarious, ‘latrina’ is one of the latin words for toilet)

I just thought of something….. 

If they are purposefully recreating the social phenomenon surrounding The Final Problem of 1893, that means very soon, I would guess within a couple weeks, the BBC is going to announce Sherlock will not be renewed for a fifth series. The only thing Holmes fans are holding on to is the idea that there might be a fifth series to clear all the loose ends. Everyone has given up on the idea of The Lost Special. The BBC is going to take away hope of a fifth series, too, and they’re going to do it soon. 

Right now the dedicated Holmes fan base is complaining about many things, but it’s not mourning. 

We know “The Empty House” was the story written after Sherlock’s death in The Final Problem and the hiatus, but keep in mind “The Hound of the Baskervilles” – the story Holmes is arguably most recognized for – came out between “The Final Problem” and “The Empty House”.  It could do this because Doyle claimed “Baskerville” to be set years in the past, so it didn’t matter that he’d killed Holmes in The Final Problem. The people rejoiced, and overnight thousands of fans subscribed to the paper, back on the Sherlock Holmes bandwagon. 

Out of nowhere Doyle gave Sherlock fans the story of a lifetime. When all hope was lost, Holmes revived. The crowd went wild. A legend was resurrected. 

So if the BBC announces very soon it will not renew Sherlock for series 5 and Gatiss comes out to say, “Yeah, we had a good run, but we left it in a great spot. This is for the best. We will not continue writing.” – keep everything you know about Doyle’s history in mind and remember The Final Problem.

“Human experimentation from the perspective of lab rats”

So. A few weeks have gone by and what have we seen?

What I predicted earlier, three weeks ago in the first part of this post, was that Gatiss would come out to say, “Yeah, we had a good run, but we left it in a great spot. This is for the best. We will not continue writing.” 

So what did he actually say?

Right on schedule.

The Johnlock request. I’m sorry for being unoriginal… U_U

dont…..dont make me think about john sleeping next to somebody else what the FUCK

February 21 = 221b’s day♥

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also though like .. idk how meta it’s gonna get, but the guy beating up sherlock was just an unknown character, and if anyone beats us up, wouldn’t it be the press after we’ve been called out as conspiracy nutters

this is a really good point