dang, an actual useful and real "life hack" instead of those insane videos of people doing arts and crafts with a background of copyright free music

I THOUGHT YOU GUYS WERE JOKING ABOUT THE ORIGIN OF THIS IMAGE???? NO WAY.

it's dawned on me that no one can stop me from my childhood dream of having a bed tent

i could at last fulfill my deep-rooted need to be Enclosed

this barbie contracts dysentery on the oregon trail

These appeal to my need for creature comforts

I am a Creature and I want to crawl into a little Cave and Snooze or perhaps Hibernate

young artist posting your work online, heed my warning. im holding your face so gently in my hands, you have to stop caring about numbers right now and start caring about making the weirdest and most self-indulgent art you possibly can

STOP listening to the demon of capitalism and START listening to the angel of hedonism, i love you i believe in you keep making what you love forever ok?

No Bitches Beach

Cannot let this stay in the tags

humans are a subspecies of elf known for dying really quickly and being stressed the whole time

Grim is such a sweet cat. my sister’s baby keeps trying to “feed” her by offering kibble pieces in a closed fist, and Grim is so obviously confused by what he wants, so she just headbutts his outstretched hand and purrs extra loud. she is so patient about holding still while the baby grabs her fur and squishes her fat around. it’s very clear that she understands “this is a baby animal, I cannot treat it like I do the adults”.

Pangur will actively approach the baby with the intent to harm him, so uh. you win some, you lose some.

Dude living downstairs has been loudly rapping for like 10 minutes, then suddenly did a high pitched scream, and now its silent down there

he got raptured

someone rbing a post from me: #oh my goddd this is just like my ocs zapa and trunky

me on their blog now looking for pics of zapa and trunky:

Indie music fans will literally be like oh yeah man you should totally listen to “my self doubt is slowly killing me and all my friends” by Penis Defibrillator it’s an absolute banger

That would be because I, quote, “made it the fuck up”

Pssh, yeah right. Nobody can 'Make the fuck up' Penis Defibrillator.

You obviously didn't look very hard.

On top of that, Penis Defibrillator was very ahead of their time and tragically overlooked by the "indie" music community, despite being brave enough to do what nobody else would do in music.

Tumblr won't let me post the whole track because of copyright, but here's the most memorable bit.

Put some respect to their fucking name.

Don’t come onto my post and be funnier than me

a funny thing about game development is your game can have hundreds of thousands of eyeballs on it playing it daily and yet once in a while someone messages you like "hey it seems you inadvertently gave these 2 upgrades the same flavor text" and that's the first person to bring it to your attention in the 6 years it's been in the game

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