tag urself as a student type

coffee: always frantic, has a crammed schedule, never stops consuming caffeine, will agree to go to a party even if they have a six a.m. shift the next day

bujo: organized, likes to makes lists and keep track of things, plans outfit the night before, stresses when they get a grade less than a B

oops: stopped caring in the third grade, somehow manages to get okay grades, never studies, kind of lazy, would eat Waffle House at 3 in the morning

sweatshirt: is trying as hard as they possibly can, has to study and work hard for their grades, constantly stressing, has social anxiety, tries to do every extra curricular under the sun

aesthetique: probably vegetarian or vegan, has a “mom jean” 80′s aesthetic, glorifies local cafes, wants to live in Europe, always wants to cut their hair

gothique: black clothes only, still stans my chemical romance, uses sarcasm as a defense mechanism, desperately wants some tattoos, likes the black lipstick look but too shy to do it

Catch me wearing all of these at the same time

i’m annoying (self diagnosed)

https://www.instagram.com/p/BhbeoObHssN/

Séance (2000)

*watches recipe in cookbook*

Okay so I need 3 eggs

*walks over the fridge*

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*opens fridge*

Wait was it 2 eggs

Not to be gay but I can’t wait to marry a nice girl and love her forever

me in hell waiting for all my friends to die

i taught swim lessons and preschool, do y’all wanna hear the most ridiculous white kid names i’ve ever seen?

this is white culture

Meow

this animal is confused

Leave him alone he’s a good cat

What do you mean confused it clearly knows he’s a cat

i think i just became a cat person

the only personality indicator i care about is what powerpuff girl you would be. tag yourself

Real talk, Bulbasaur would be the best pet ever if it was real, let me list you some reasons of why: