In Today’s Edition of No Context Theatre:
“The issue isn’t so much that I can’t come up with enough material about sexually transmitted diseases, it’s more that I don’t know enough about skateboarding.”
“The issue isn’t so much that I can’t come up with enough material about sexually transmitted diseases, it’s more that I don’t know enough about skateboarding.”
Proof of life (and good lighting)
In today’s episode of No Context Theatre:
“HE WANTS MY CANDY AND MY STRUGGLE”
In today’s episode of No Context Theatre:
“I’m moist for visualized data”.
today's entire emotion
In Today’s Edition of No Context Theatre:
“Pontius Pilate, the original player hater”
If you asked 15 year old me if someday she’d be violently high texting her kid that they need to put a Welsh Mari Llywd in their yard to scare the neighbors she’d have said “yup that tracks btw you’re autistic”
That's it. That's the dream. I'm almost mad that that's the dream.
when you die you will suffer and burn forever in the worst place imaginable for your sins
Check out this idiot that thinks you go to Florida when you die
Jokes on them I’m already there
Being a parent means occasionally some other little turd kid does something shitty to one of YOUR kids and you have to remind yourself dropping an elbow on a minor is a crime and that you’re too pretty for prison.
Do you ever wonder what happened to the weird girl from your middle school?
bisexual attraction is inherently queer! yes, even if one of those modes of attraction “seems” inherently heterosexual. it’s not! unless the individual chooses to label it as het, bisexual men being attracted to women is queer. bisexual women being attracted to men is queer. get used to it!
I just accidentally texted Bill something. I straight up forgot he was dead. I’m not sure if his wife still has his phone on but if she does she just got a weird TikTok and then me texting “WOW NOT ME FORGETTING YOURE DEAD”
I miss my friend.
Jim?
Damnit.