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amphora system

@jar-of-men / jar-of-men.tumblr.com

body is 20+. no real dni, just dont be fucking rude. endos welcome. feel free to use any of these for incorrect quotes.
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it's been a while since we were here; you might know us as @chipminkle-deactivated. regardless, here's our list of main alters who you'll most likely see at some point, in order of activity:

Atlas (Host) 🌫️: I'm here the most, and I hold all of our obsession with fossils/evolution. I also hold any events that are of enough importance to be in daily conversation. Ae/he.

Chip (Emotional Protector) 🐽: she's sweet, despite the things she's done in her source ❤️. He holds all of our memories from the Paz SMP, a Minecraft roleplay server we were in. She/he.

Charlie (Trauma holder/middle) 🐸: Our resident kandi kid, clicks the one that holds all of our bad experiences from ages 9 to 16. Frogs also one of the token fully human alters. click/buzz/meow and any other fun, bright neopronouns.

Remus (Caretaker) 🌠: The main caretaker of the body, and the guy who'll get on your ass about self care /lh. Holds most of our sensory issues and loves space. he/him.

We also have a few miscellaneous other alters who might pop in from time to time, but there's like nearly 100 of us at this point n I do Not have the energy to keep updating this.

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do NOT let my gay ass get into rpgs. i Will end up nearly vomiting from the stress of seeing the character im romancing in danger. this post is brought to you by the first bg3 run thats gotten to act 3 gang. im so fucking scared why is the cazador fight Like That help me. how do i do this

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just saw a video that reminded me this exists (or at least. brought it to the forefront) and. I think victor veloci dinosquad could've been a tumblr sexy man in another timeline. i could write more like "it's kinda fucked they made the Ethnically Ambiguous one the Mean Evil Raptor" or "working for a mad scientist-type guy would probably kick ass cause you could easily get free hrt as a job bonus" but idk how much i care about elaborating on concepts for a shitpost. i just think tumblrinas couldve fucked that old man ecoterrorism be damned

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jacob my best friend jacob: are you even listening to me rn? aaaaaatlas.... he hates me :(

me, gay as fuck, flirting with gale at the tiefling party: im being a faggot give me five minutes

his cishet ass: WOAH !!!!!! YOU CANT SAY THAT !!!!! WOAAAAAAHHHHH THERE IM GONNA HAVE TO TELL ON YOUUUUU

me: IM THE ONLY ONE IN THIS CALL WHO CAN SAY IT THE FUCK

jacob: YOURE FUUUUUCKED BRO

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me: chip look..... so hot,,,, ,,

chip: ...this is just me but if i was more fat.

me: yeah <33333

chip: down astronomically.

me: youre my WIFE?????

chip: yeah and.

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atlas, getting tossed around and kissed on: what did you take, love?

chip: im high on life bitch !!!!

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me, peacefully listening to my slutpop music:

blitzø: get this whore shit outta here. let me pick a song

me: okay, sure. just know that any songs that are parodies of living world songs are probably not in here.

blitzø: okay then. fuck. alright i have one.

*puts on no cock like horse cock*

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