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Captor/Captive meme

Send one for my muse’s reaction
Captor:
  • “Stop struggling!”
  • “I guess I better use both handcuffs and rope if you think you’ll escape that easily.”
  • “The ropes aren’t supposed to be comfortable.”
  • “This is going to hurt.”
  • “I’m going to gag you now.”
  • “Put your hands up! I’m armed!”
  • “You aren’t supposed to be able to see. That’s why I put the blindfold on you.”
  • “I’ll hurt you if you try to escape again.”
  • “How should I torture you first?”
  • “You are my prisoner here and I’ll do whatever I want with you.”
  • “Do you know what this duct tape is for?”
  • “I’m going to lock the door behind me. Don’t even try to get out of here.”
  • “I’m not afraid to shoot you.”
  • “I’m going to tie your hands above your head.”
  • “Get on the floor and put your hands behind your back. I’m going to hogtie you so you can’t escape.”
  • “What position should I tie you up in today?”
  • “What do you think of my gun?”
  • “If you don’t cooperate, I’ll hurt your friends.”
  • “You are useless.”
  • “Get in the cage!”
Captive:
  • “Please let me go!”
  • “Could you use something other than duct tape if you have to tie me up?“
  • “That really hurts.”
  • “I will try to escape you know.”
  • “I’ll pay the ransom myself, just let me go please!”
  • “This is torture!”
  • “I promise not to try and escape.”
  • “Please, not a gag!”
  • “The handcuffs are hurting.”
  • “Why are you keeping me prisoner here?”
  • “Stop it!”
  • “You really don’t need to tie my hands behind my back.”
  • “Do you really have to blindfold me? You already have me tied up.”
  • “I’ll do what you say, just don’t shoot.”
  • “How do you expect me to walk if I’m all tied up?”
  • “Please let me go!”
  • “Could you actually tighten these ropes a bit? They are actually hurting me the way they rub against my skin.”
  • “This cage is a bit small, isn’t it?”
  • “Please, not that!”
  • “What is the point of kidnapping me anyway?”
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Disney Roleplay Starters

( Feel free to tweak these as you wish! I changed a few of them up a bit so they’d be easier to roleplay no matter what your muse is. )

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Alice In Wonderland: Our muses fall through a hole and wind up in an entire different world. ( whether it’s happy or twisted is your choice. )

Peter Pan: Our muses are sick of aging! A magical being offers to take them to a land where that won’t happen… but, the land doesn’t seem to be as safe and happy as its made up to be.

The Little Mermaid: Our muses are in love with eachother! But when a witch casts a spell to make them fall in love with someone else, their heart is broken. What can they do to convince the other that they’ve been manipulated into loving someone else?

Pocahontas: One muse is a resident of an isolated village - the other is part of a small army that’s come to steal their land. What happens when the two meet within the woods one day and actually get along? Will they somehow put a stop to the planned war?

Finding Nemo: Our muses search desperately for a loved one who was kidnapped by a mysterious stranger. One of the muses insists they know which way the vehicle had went… only problem is, their memory isn’t all too great.

Monsters Ink: Our muses work together in a corporation that strikes fear into the hearts of children and uses machinery to induce horrifying nightmares into their brains. One of the muses encounters a child however when it manages to enter the building. How do they hide it? Do they turn it in? Take it home with them? Up to you!

Aladdin: One muse is a peasant who wants nothing more than to live the royal life. The other is a princess/prince wanting to gay away from it all.

Beauty and the Beast: One muse lives in a isolated mansion in the woods. A curse was put upon him to look horrifying to others. The only way to turn back is to find someone who will love them despite their appearance. So, they kidnap the other muse when they trespass their property, hoping they will give them the love they desire… only problem is, they seem persistent on escaping. But, perhaps they’ll warm up.

Lilo and Stitch: Our muses find and adopt a strange looking creature. But a top secret government group is now stalking your muses down in attempt to take their project back! Do they give the poor thing up, or hide it away?

Sleeping Beauty: One muse is put into deep slumber after an accident. How will the other wake them?

Cinderella: One muse is poor and used as a slave in their family. The other is a prince looking for his true love. With a little help, the poor muse manages to dress up and go to this ball… and when meeting the prince, they’re soon to fall in love. However, the poor muse is in a rush to get home and runs off into the night! How will the prince find them? Surely, they won’t be allowed to leave home again.

The Fox and the Hound: Our muses get along great - but, due to their different backgrounds, they’re restricted from seeing each other. That won’t stop them from sneaking out to see each other… but still they be caught? Or perhaps they’ll be manipulated by their families into treating each other different.

Lady and the Tramp: One muse lives the rich life. The other practically lives on the streets, but plans to help the other let loose, have fun, and show them there’s much more to life than money and being indoors all the time.

The Jungle book: Our muses are happily living out their lives in the jungle!

Mulan: One muse decides to take their fathers place in war - even if it’s prohibited. However, they get more than they ask for when the captain of their crew ( the other muse ) is harsher than expected. Can they handle the heat? Or expose who they are?

Dumbo: One muse is bullied due to their appearance… that is, until they come across the other who teaches them everyone is special in their own way.

Tangled: One muse is a long lost child of royalty - the other is a thief after the kingdoms reaches! But when they join forces to achieve their dreams, will they become closer when learning more about each other and themselves?

Frozen: One muse is declared a monster in their own city they rule and runaway to escape it all. Can the other convince them to come back? Or will the kingdom be stolen by an evil heart.

Zootopia: One muse is a cop trying to bring peace and justice to the city… the other is a criminal and preventing just that.

Tarzan: One muse has lived their entire lives among the animals of the forest. The other is a journalist who’s come to research more about the animals accompanied a vicious animal murderer… but what happens when they cross paths?

El Dorado: Our muses win a map one day as their gambling away! Running away from the cops, the end up being caught and held captive - but with the help of a horse ( somehow ), they manage to get the keys and jump off ship. After what seems like days being lost out at sea, the wind up washing up on as seemingly deserted island… but taking a closer look at the map, they’ve come closer to their destination! Traveling through the woods, they end up being captured ( yet again ) by villagers who take them to the city of gold! Only issue is, they think they’re gods… will they stay and play the part to rule? Or will they take the gold and flee?

Hercules: One muse desperately wants to become more than just the towns useless wimp… the other muse plans to help him with just that.

The Incredibles: Our muses are superheroes who must hide their powers. But, they can’t help but help out with all the crimes happening in the city! Will they get caught? What happens when a much bigger threat enters the picture who is specifically targeting one of the muses and their loved ones?

Wreck It Ralph: Our muses are video game characters! However, there seems to be someone trying to take out all the other character.

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disney. {rp meme}

1: "Ohana means family, and family means nobody gets left behind."
2: "I know you, I walked with you once upon a dream."
3: "I'm sorry I bit you... and pulled your hair... and punched you in the face."
4: "Never say goodbye, because good bye means going away, and going away means forgetting."
5: "If you keep on believing, the dreams that you wish will come true."
6: "People say nothing's impossible, but I do nothing everyday."
7: "Some people go to the ends of the Earth just to see what they can see."
8: "How do you spell love?"
9: "You don't spell love, you feel it."
10: "Just keep swimming."
11: "Think of all the joy you'll find when you leave the world behind and bid your cares goodbye!"
12: "If there ever comes a day where we can't be together, keep me in your heart. I'll be there forever."
13: "Sometimes, you try your hardest, but things don't work out the way you want it too."
14: "If you're scared, just be scaring than whatever is scaring you!"
15: "The flower that blooms in adversity is the most rare and beautiful of all."
16: "It won't change anything. You can't change the past."
17: "Love is the most precious of totems. It reveals itself in the most unexpected ways."
18: "I never look back, darling! It distracts me from the now."
19: "Well, there's one thing. They can't make me stop dreaming."
20: "Just because you can't understand something, doesn't mean it's wrong."
21: "I can't forget about my heart and how it felt to fall for you from the start."
22: "I can show you the world."
23: "Hakuna Matata!"
24: "Just because you wish for something, doesn't make it true."
25: "What a kiss?"
26: "Today's special moments are tomorrow's memories."
27: "You can see me?"
28: "Everything is different, now that I see you."
29: "If you had a chance to change your fate, would you?"
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Disney Princess Starter Sentences

"I'm awfully sorry, I didn't mean to frighten you."
"Oh you can talk. I'm so glad."
"A wishing apple?"
"Want to know a secret? Promise not to tell?"
"Please don't send me away. If you do, she'll kill me."
"Why, that means I can go too."
"They can't order me to stop dreaming."
"I can't believe. Not anymore."
"Oh well, what's a royal ball? After all, I suppose it would be frightfully dull and-and-and boring and-and completely...completely wonderful."
"But, you see, I have the other slipper."
"He's coming here tonight. I promised to meet him."
"Well I'm really not supposed to speak to strangers...but we've met before."
"Why do they still treat me like a child?"
"Oh we talk together and talk together and just before we say goodbye, he takes me in his arms and then...I wake up."
"This is the happiest day of my life. Everything's so wonderful!"
"I just don't see how a world that makes such wonderful things could be bad."
"You're not getting cold fins now, are you?"
"If I become human, I'll never be with my father or sisters again."
"I've never seen a human this close before."
"Don't be such a guppy."
"Well, some people use their imagination."
"You are positively primeval."
"Wait! Take me instead!"
"Don't talk like that. You'll be alright. We're together now, everything's going to be fine, you'll see."
"What do you know about my dreams?"
"At least some good will come of me being forced to marry. When I am Queen, I will have the power to get rid of you."
"Do as I command! Release him!"
"Please try to understand. I've never done a thing on my own. I've never had any real friends. Except you."
"How dare you? All of you! Standing around deciding my future? I am not a prize to be won!"
"They're after me! They're after you?"
"Look around you. This is where the path of hatred has brought us."
"What you mean is not like you."
"If you kill him, you'll have to kill me too."
"I'm needed here."
"Lately I've been having this dream."
"My ancestors sent a little lizard to help?"
"I never want to see a naked man again."
"With all due respect, I think I've been away from home long enough."
"Just because I look like a man, doesn't mean I have to smell like one."
"So you'll die for honor?"
"The only way to get what you want in this world is through hard work."
"Listen here, mister. This stick in the mud and has had to work two jobs her whole life you've been sucking on a silver spoon chasing chambermaids around your ivory tower."
"Once you two are married, are you gonna keep your promise?"
"My daddy never did get what he wanted but he had what he needed. He had love! He never lost sight of what was really important. And neither will I!"
"My dream wouldn't be complete without you in it."
"Today is kind of the biggest day of my life. And the thing is I need you not to get him arrested."
"Okay, okay, okay. I've got a person...in my closet."
"Something brought you here. Call it what you will fate....destiny..."
"Who are you and how did you find me?"
"That's the funny thing about birthdays, they're kind of an annual thing."
"If you had a chance to change your fate, would you?"
"There come a day I don't have to be a princess. No rules, no expectations."
"There are those who say fate is something beyond our command. That destiny is not our own, but I know better. Our fate lives within us, you only have to be brave enough to see it."
"I'd rather die than be like you."
"Some say our destiny is tied to the land, as much a part of us as we are of it."
"The only frozen heart around here is yours."
"Please! I can't live like this anymore."
"Why do you shut me out? Why do you shut the world out? What are you so afraid of?"
"Can I say something crazy?"
"This is awkward. Not you're awkward but just because we're-I'm awkward, you're gorgeous-wait, what?"
"I said enough!"
"The party is over. Close the gates."
"No, I belong here. Alone. Where I can be who I am...without hurting anybody."
"I never knew what I was capable of."
"So...this is what a party looks like."
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Just Another Ship Meme: Smut Edition

1: Who is louder?
2: Who is more experimental?
3: Who takes more risks?
4: Do they fuck or make love?
5: Lights on or off?
6: Who is more likely to be caught masturbating?
7: Who is more likely to suggest a threesome?
8: Has either stolen the other’s underwear?
9: Who comes first?
10: Who is better at oral and who prefers it?
11: Who is more submissive?
12: Who usually initiates things?
13: Who is more sensitive?
14: Who has the most patience?
15: Which kinks do they share?
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Anonymous asked:

Your eyes look like dark black holes, but that’s alright, because I like astronomy. 😘 (i-put-the-stress-in-distress)

Oh great analogy?

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Sick day rp starters

  • Here, take some medicine.
  • I got you something for your head.
  • Want me to make you some soup?
  • I made you something to eat, c’mon, at least try it.
  • How’re you feeling?
  • You don’t look so good, maybe you should sit down.
  • Did you sleep at all last night? You look like hell.
  • Yeah, you’re burning up. Lay down, I’ll get you some medicine. 
  • Gross! You got puke on my shoes.
  • If you’re going to vomit at least do it away from me.
  • Just sleep, you need it. I’ll still be here when you wake up.
  • Don’t worry about getting me sick, I’ll be fine. 
  • Nope, you’re going back to bed. Shoo. Go.
  • You’re not leaving the house like this, we’ll reschedule our plans.
  • Cover your mouth when you cough, geeze. 
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I’m 110% convinced that Kylo hasn’t learned to be ashamed of his body or sexuality

While he’s inexperienced & somewhat naive, he’s enthusiastic, responsive & desperate to please.

The first time he & Hux kissed, Kylo stuck his tongue in almost every facial orifice available; it was like being greeted by a very large, very friendly akk puppy (including the leg-humping!).

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