turn up the hurdy gurdy i cant hear the hurdy gurdy

This wasn’t a hlvrai related bit but this was one of the goddam funniest moments-

Everyone dunking on Wayne, the fact that Wayne listens to avgn when he goes to sleep, “Oh you watched avgn for 10 hours straight- that’s ALL you want to watch,” holly fucking losing it, “WELL NOW WE’RE ALL LAUGHING AT YOU.”

[Video ID: a video of a fan outside set on oscillate. There is a tiny green frog on the oscillate button and the button is spinning as the fan turns, causing the frog to rotate. /End ID]

frisk is just a fucking baby. and everyone just monologues at them

alphys: you know i… i used to hate myself, before you came along. i don’t know… i don’t want to use you to boost my self esteem but i just want to say… thanks, you know? for giving me a little more confidence, i guess. you’re really special to me

frisk: *is five years old*

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@dragonheart175 We'll meet up in Hell and grab a smoothie, ya know?

A nice night out :)))

im down B) hell smoothie time

loving you wednesday (HD RELEASE!!!!!!!!!)

bert and ernie go to ikea

homestuck is the madness combat of webcomics.

and since madcom came first, homestuck is the one who is ripping them off.

Queen.

I always have to reboot this.

For anyone wondering, this is amazing enrichment for the animal and a great way to involve guests! The lions aren’t forced to play with the rope if they don’t want to, and these guys (and anyone else who tries this out) have an awesome close up and hands on experience, all without having to come in direct contact with the cat!

@why-animals-do-the-thing

This definitely counts as #actually cute. This video is from the San Antonio Zoo, and the lioness’ name is Axelle. As @ordinaryredtail said above, the tug of war interaction is entirely voluntary on her part.

My guess is that the zoo staff did use some positive reinforcement training to teach her how to pick up and pull on the rope at first, because that’s not necessary something a lion would just do on their own. While it’s also probable that she’s rewarded with something tasty did choosing to engage with the members of the public like this, Axelle wouldn’t be engaging if it was a negative experience for her (there aren’t enough snacks in the world to coerce a lion into doing something they find actively distressing). If she didn’t want to participate, she could just walk away.

Some sanctuary and animal rights groups have taken issue with this interaction because they consider it unethical to ask a lion to engage in any “unnatural behavior” “for the benefit of the public,” calling it exploitation. It is worth keeping in mind, however, that learning and engaging in novel behaviors is hugely enriching for animals in human care, and that lions have no concept of exploitation. As long as the lion is not bothered by the presence or noise of the crowd, is not injured or harmed, and is engaging on an entirely voluntary basis, this sort of thing is entirely ethical. It is far safer than any type of interaction where a member of the public is coming into direct context with a big cat, but still allows people to directly experience the sheer strength of a lion up close.

#3beefcakes v. one good girl (via @doctortay)

there aren’t enough snacks in the world to coerce a lion into doing something they find actively distressing

Im making madness combat in the sims ill tell yall how it goes

Hanks wearing booty shorts

deimos is instantly trying to fuck sanford, tricky's a lawyer and an alien who cant fucking dress, hank is doing his best to stay away from everyone, and the bedroom's full of toilets

how its going basically

tricky was suppossed to pass out from exhaustion 6 hours ago but just... refuses to

Hank has joined a gardening club, immediately started insulting the child there, and then left

WTF NO HOW

this just in sanford and deimos can fuck in the same bed but wont sleep in the same bed

oh wait nevermind it was because there were too many toilets around the bed

What

Op I never played Sims and have no idea what's happening but I

op that is like exactly whats going on

EVERYTHING HAS BROKEN

now deimos is naked

what the fuck is happening

edit: EVERYONE KEEPS LOOKING AT DEIMOS LIKE SERIOUSLY THE REPAIRMAN CANT DO HIS FUCKING JOB BECAUSE HE KEEPS STARING AT DEIMOS

remember that child Hank insulted? well now it keeps insisting to hang out so Hank is taking him under his wing to become a piece of shit

OH GOD I WAS JUST TRYING TO ENJOY THE SNOW FESTIVAL WHAT HAPPENED

TRICKY NOOOO

DEIMOS KEEPS RUNNING IN CIRCLES WITH A GLASS IN HIS HAND

YOU GAY FUCK YOURE GOING TO PASS OUT STOP RUNNING IN CIRCLES YOU GODDAMN BRAINLET

the kid just invited hank???? to go to a nightclub??????

is... is this legal????

edit: HANK JUST BOUGHT DRINKS FOR THE GROUP INCLUDING THE CHILD THIS IS DEFINITELY NOT LEGAL WHAT THE FUCK

LUCAS WHAT THE FUCK

SANFORD GOT TO BED AND THEN GOT OUT OF BED TO PASS OUT

YOU DUMB FUCKING MORON NO WONDER YOU'RE IN LOVE WITH CIRCLE-RUNNER

OKAY SO

THIS IS A SENITMENT ABOUT SOMEONE CLOSE TO SANFORD BEING SAD

BUT NO ONE'S SAD

HES ONLY CLOSE TO DEIMOS AND HES ONLY HORNY

THIS HAPPENS TO EVERYONE ALL THE FUCKING TIME

WHO IS SAD????

IS THERE SOME DEPRESSED GHOST I DONT KNOW OF??????

WHERE IS THIS FUCKER?????

Merry Christmas everyone!

what, it isnt christmas? Well fuck you because its christmas now

it is in madness at least. this is basically how it went

Guys i think hanks glitched hes been washing his hands for 5 hours

I EXITED THE GAME TO FIX THE CRASH

OKAY SO YOU KNOW HOW SANFORD AND TOBIAS WERE THE ONLY SURVIVORS OF THE MYSTERIOUS DEATH INCIDENT?!

IN MADNESS CANON EVERYONE EXCEPT FOR SANFORD AND TOBIAS HAVE DIED AT LEAST ONCE

YOU ALL KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS

Ayooo let's goooo

hope y'all know hank j. wimbleton sold houses at one point