Honestly, if was an adult ninja who had six year old Kakashi assigned to my chuunin team, I’d question my talents as a shinobi and probably quit my job to sell ramen or something.

THIS 😤

BORUTO’S DAD THANK YOU FOR 15 YEARS!!

Team 7: BORUTO’S DAD, Sasuke, Sakura, Kakashi, Sai, Yamato

remember the time borutos dad talked saradas dad out of fucking up the world

remember the time boruto’s dad met boruto’s grandparents. haha that was so cool.

i loved the episode about borutos grandma it made cry. his grandma really was one of a kind..

Wow. Boruto’s dad, Sarada’s mom and dad, and their sensei all saved the world. Oooh Boruto’s dad, the one with the Nine-Tailed fox. Thank you Masashi kishimoto for making the 15-year manga of Boruto’s dad. What an icon, Boruto’s dad.

Boruto’s dad had a crush on Sarada’s mom back in their genin days, but Sarada’s mom was in love with Sarada’s dad even from the beginning, so Boruto’s dad got friendzone early on. Meanwhile Boruto’s mom was hiding behind trees admiring Boruto’s dad from a distance. Omg lol, it does sound funny telling story this way 😂😯😍

“Believe it.” -Boruto’s Dad

i don’t even like naruto and i feel awful

@invalid-username-again

yall not finna play my mans like this

Hence why I was opposed to Buruto. Buruto is nothing more than milking Naruto in the name of capitalism and ruining a well written story with a shit tier doesn’t need to exist show.

Iconic 😂😂😭😭😭😭

It just keep getting better and better

I CAN’T BELIEVE THE CHANGES! (｀_´)ゞ

Damn, that was fast Google.

THIS POST IS SO GOOD, LMFAO 😂

★ 【IO】 「 1 / 2 / 3 / 4 / 5 / 6 」☆ ✔ republished w/permission ⊳ ⊳ follow me on twitter

God I love Ohio this gas pump has a teeny tiny little screen on it and all it does is show teeny tiny little bible verses on it and boy they’re the ominous ones

A gas station pump telling you you’re a tresspasser in gods territory is like. American Gothic Satire.

A series of events:

1. I put in an Annual Leave request form almost 3 weeks ago and my boss has not approved it yet

2. I went into my office today and replaced every single writing utensil with crayons in preparation for April Fools Day on Monday

3. Whilst searching for pens to remove, I found my unsigned Annual Leave form in my boss’s drawer

4. I placed my unsigned Annual Leave form in a photo frame and put in on his desk

5. The frame I used was from a photo of his kids that I deemed less important than my Leave form

6. My boss sometimes goes into the office on Saturdays to work

7.

Pomegranate soda

Feeling like Persephone watchin this

acorns and mushrooms i think are the most important life forms on this bitch of an earth be cause they got little hats send tweet

i see an acorn & im like thats baby. i see a mush room & im like Thats god

Y'all should Google the article, it’s actually pretty neat. Basically, the Aldabra Atoll was once inhabited by the Aldabra Rail, a flightless species of bird that had diverged from the flying White-Throated Rail when a section of the population landed there and found they had no natural predators. However, the Atoll occasionally gets completely submerged, and all of the flightless Aldabra rails were wiped out. But then, after the Atoll re-emerged, a bunch of the EXACT SAME species of flying White Throated Rail decided to settle there again, and immediately proceeded to evolve into flightless birds AGAIN.

full offence but you deserve to be at peace with being alive

The largest grenade ever invented weighed several hundred pounds and could only be thrown about one meter by a crew of six soldiers, despite having a blast radius over fifty meters. It was deemed ineffective and was only used in combat for seven years.

It wasn’t a grenade, it was a fucking bomb

That’s not a bomb its a dang nuclear weapon

This ain’t a fact, it’s a goddamn arms race

Again, this guy is not the guy you want to hold up as an example of a good gun owner.

sorry was i meant to see a problem here?

clearly all of the individuals in the examples given are not people who are safe gun owners so i’m very much okay with them losing their rights to own guns under their governments laws.  

No one will know the violence it took to become this gentle.

Today I learned that in the first Olympics that had women’s weightlifting, the united states weightlifter (who was 17 years old) set a U.S. record that hasn’t been beaten. She’s one of the most decorated female athletes in U.S history.

Her name is Cheryl Haworth, and this is her:

And this is her and her wife:

That’s awesome and might serve as inspiration for some Women who re thinking about getting into weightlifting! 

-FemaleWarrior, She/They 

I remember them doing a interview with her on NBC and of course her weight came up. She flat told them, “I need this bulk to lift. There is nothing wrong with my weight. I am healthy. If I want to lose weight I will lose it.” And that was the best shit EVAR.

New still from Spider-Man: Far From Home via Total Film

I got Ned in this quiz that tells you which Marvel character you are and honestly.. I now get it

Looks like Ned may have accidentally hit his arachnads

I got Peggy, so. Confirmed queer

I love this kind of passion for fast food.