oopsie! You got a bit too manic about a creative project too close to bedtime and now your brain is too awake to sleep. One million dead 10 morbillion injured

Also you haven't actually worked on the project, to be clear

for some reason middle aged comic fans coming on the internet to defend their decision as to why they thought a twelve year old should have died or lived is so funny 😭😭😭

i came here to cry..

Billy’s name gets revealed while he’s Captain Marvel but he expertly covers this up by saying he’s Batman’s son and the “Batson” was just a funny reference to that. Batman completely backs him up on this

It backfires spectacularly btw. In case you didn't guess

Billy : "... what is that?"

Batman : ...

Billy : "No. NO. Nuh-uh, not happening"

Batman : "You wanted me to be your dad, now I am. Sign."

Wisdom of Solomon wasn’t helping him any there

Wisdom of Solomon decided to troll him

Wisdom of Solomon knew it’d be hilarious

Wisdom of Salomon knew he'd become Bat's son in the end and decided to make it happen in the funniest way possible.

“this female character is badly written” [loud incorrect buzzer] you would love this exact same character if she were a man

I’m crying I feel like I’ve had this exact scene play out

"what's your dream job??" Uhh to have 17 weird little hobbies that I don't have to be good at and hang out with friends. I get money via being the world's specialist little princess

I’m feeling kind of shitty and wish someone would make me dinner

real

Avengers #14 Bloodhunt

I think the artist has a favourite angle for Pietro 🤣

Also bless him and his little bum bags/fanny packs 🤣

how the fuck does anyone watch one piece when it looks like that 💀

not a day goes by where i dont think about her and i dont even watch one piece. this is like getting cancer from second hand smoke

They squished her waist so much her organs got pushed into her tits, tragic

Why am I like this

in all seriousness it's very alienating knowing theres Something Wrong With You. like seeing your mental illness come through in your behaviour and thought processes and knowing it's irrational and unhealthy, knowing other people are reading you as weird or stupid, and not being able to do anything about it is such a lonely experience

Ahhhh, it truly is Wednesday

another history making marvel post I never see anyone talk about is “so is nobody helping blade kill all those vampires”

found it

“If you have time to watch Netflix you have time for a side hustle” my side hustle is relaxing so that my body and brain can heal from by this nose-to-the-grindstone bullshit. I refuse to feel guilty for being a human with the need to relax sometimes. my side hustle is no.

the urge to make ocs of a god and their special little mortal (soldier? priest? jester?) so i can put them in situations (healthy relationship) (ritual sacrifice)

Not with that attitude