the sirens call me

Just watched Encanto for the second time and in conclusion there is so much comedic potential for after the movie when Bruno is home again. Example:

*Bruno and Camilo running into each other in the kitchen*

Bruno:

Camilo:

Bruno:

Camilo: I think I hear my name--

Bruno: no bc why were you telling people I was seven feet tall. What was that about. You've seen me stand next to my sisters, I'm shorter than both of them. I don't know whether to be offended or flattered.

Camilo: YOU HEARD THAT???

Bruno: these walls aren't that thick and also you have some serious fucking pipes

Spotted

Writing hack: actually use your fancy notebooks

You come into my house

And I write all over your unused notebooks 🖋📚

Crowley be like:

@moonsirens you are in that car w them

am i in the car with them? yes. they didn't invite me? probably not intentionally, i just showed up in their trunk. 😂

Me, throwing em dashes, semicolons, commas, and ellipses into a jumbo-sized trash bag and then shaking it vigorously: hang on I gotta season my fic before I upload it

and here you can see me being a thirsty hoe whilst my wife @moonsirens is simply trying to write down her observations and well thought out headcanons

it's a two way street, sometimes it's me being the thirsty hoe and @oikame is just trying to headcanon.

liking fucked up characters gives me evil serotonin

it's like regular serotonin but sexier

it controls me, not the other way around.

@moonsirens

call me out why don’tchaー

someone, reading my writing: wow great story!

me, sticking my hands in the plotholes: thanks it has pockets :)

the trouble with writing is that it’s literally always easier to just lie facedown on your floor and make inarticulate noises