Dantalion the mind magician and Crocell the water spirit, noble demons of the Ars Goetia.

Independent, selective, single verse, multi-ship. Everything from single line to multi-para, crack to hard angst. For mature (18+!) audiences only; will contain thematic violence, sex, and all kinds of demonic perversion. NOT affiliated with Supernatural or Hazbin/Helluva. Bring a can of Fresca and come play with some demons!

Written by Moose, 31yo, they/them, 7+ years of rp experience.

Rules – About Dantalion – About Crocell

Announcement 2

This blog is being permanently archived.

Fear not, Dantalion lovers! He remains alive and well @cloakedandsoaked, where I will be rping both him and my other muse, Crocell. Full narrative continuity will be maintained; I just needed a new start, as a new blog will be easier to promote than this hulking mass.

The new blog is not yet fully active, but expect activity to increase over the upcoming days.

Concept: magical girl series that initially looks like it’s going to take a grim twist, with the whole team getting brutally (but bloodlessly) massacred in their very first monster fight – but then the team leader wakes up the next morning perfectly fine and is like “dude, what the FUCK”.

Whereupon the cute animal sidekick is like: “Oh, when you ‘transform’ we transport your human body to the astral plane and replace it with a magical construct that your mind operates remotely. You were never in any real danger – didn’t you read the orientation manual?”

Our hero is obliged to admit that she did not, in fact, read the orientation manual.

After taking a moment to process, the protagonist asks the question that’s surely on every viewer’s mind: “If my powered up form is a drone, does that mean I can customise it?”

The rest of the series is basically a lighthearted combination of recurring fashion montages with increasingly outlandish customised bodies and the team abusing their conditional immortality to do stupid hold-my-beer stunts while the animal sidekick frets about the budget.

@cool-guy-senpai replied:

There’s an arc where the team starts running out of energy to transform and the cute animal sidekick scolds them for being so profligate, but it eventually turns out that their budget is fine and the real reason for the shortfall is that the animal sidekick has been committing embezzlement. The reveal segues into a recurring educational segment about various types of white-collar crime.

you know what's wrong with me? i like information

Here I am again ready to annoy everyone with another fundraiser (love you!)

I’m once again taking part in the Ration Challenge to help raise money for displaced families and individuals living in refugee camps in Jordan, having been forced to flee their war torn countries.

I’ll be living on the same rations as a Syrian refugee for a week to highlight the struggles and the strength of these incredibly strong people. A week out of my schedule is nothing compared to the every day, uphill battles that these families are facing.

Every little helps. So please consider donating, or giving me a share to help raise awareness. Thank you!

https://www.rationchallenge.org.uk/bethany-glendinning

did you know that a side effect of the covid vaccine is a heavier period?

guess who found that out by getting gettysburged yesterday?

like for real. the worst day of menstruation of my life. for people who know their menstrual cycle and haven’t gotten a vaccine yet, book it around your cycle if at all possible omg.

I got my first shot a week ago and the lead-up to my period was very strange. Normally I start getting cramps about half a day before I start bleeding, but I had that pre-period crampy feeling for three days this time followed by a pretty heavy period. I was pretty concerned until I realized it might have something to do with having just gotten the vaccine. I’m definitely pleased to see they’ve started collecting data about it.

If you have room to maneuver when scheduling your shot definitely keep your cycle in mind. 

IS THIS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED TO ME

Bitch what???? That explains so much. Like I honestly was so concerned. Like now I’m mad no one prepared me because a bitch was confused

[Text: There’s also a potential relationship between the nanoparticles used in the COVID-19 vaccines and changes in bleeding patterns. In some people, the nanoparticles end up creating a temporary immune reaction that kills off platelets, a type of blood cell involved in clotting, Clancy says. They regenerate quickly, but if someone has a bleeding event like a period just after they get a shot, it could make it heavier. She’ll be collaborating with Anirban Sen Gupta, a platelet researcher at Case Western Reserve University, to try to understand that potential mechanism.]

If you read the article it has nothing to do with hormones but thinning platelets. It seems like people were not actually reading the article.

I CONTINUE TO BE TITS DEEP IN DEMONOLOGY RESEARCH:

IF YOU ARE A NOBLE THAT RUNS A COUNTY YOU ARE A COUNT OR A COUNTESS

NOW IF YOUR COUNTY IS ON THE BORDERS OF THE REALM YOU MIGHT HAVE TO DEAL WITH WAR SO YOULL HAVE SOLDIERS MARCHING THROUGH YOUR COUNTY SO MUCH IT BECOMES A MARCH AKA A MARK AND YOU GET UPGRADED TO BEING A MARQUIS

SIMPLY PUT A MARQUIS IS A COUNT THAT OWNS A BORDER TERRITORY

HELL HAS SEVERAL MARQUIS

WHICH MEANS HELL HAS BORDER TERRITORIES

MY QUESTION IS WHO TF IS INVADING HELL

Maybe they're the invaders and Hell was already occupied when they arrived?

DO NOT GET ME STARTED ON RAGNAROK THEORY

THERE ARE SOME DEMONOLOGISTS IN THE 7TH CENTURY WHO IMPLY THAT DEMONS ACTUALLY COLONIZED HELL TAKING IT FROM ITS UNNAMED INDIGENOUS INHABITANTS

THEY DRAW CLEAR ALLUSIONS TO THE THE ISLAMIC/CHRISTIAN COLONIZATION OF THE OLD EGYPTIAN FAITHS AND IMPLY THAT THE CURRENT HELL IS ACTUALLY THE COLONIZED DUAT

THE GOSPEL OF NICODEMUS IS FUCKIN WILD

ACCORDING TO IT SATAN IS A JØTUNN

ACCORDING TO EVERY DEMONOLOGY TEXT I HAVE READ THERE IS LITTLE EVIDENCE FOR CIVIL WAR AMONG DEMONS

WHILE HELL HAS MULTIPLE "KINGS" (ONLY FOUR OF WHOM ARE EXPLICITLY MALE) THEY ALL SERVE UNDER LUCIFER

THERE IS ACTUALLY SUBSTANTIALLY MORE EVIDENCE FOR THE TITLE OF "KING" BEING AKIN TO A CABINET POSITION

CASE IN POINT IS THE INFERNAL DUKE ABRIGOR WHO SERVES UNDER KING BAAL BUT FUNCTIONS AS QUARTERMASTER FOR ALL OF HELL

THIS IMPLIES THAT BAAL'S ROLE IN HELL IS AKIN TO SECRETARY OF THE INTERIOR

LE DICTIONAIRRE INFERNALE REFERS TO THE DUKE FOCALOR AS "LUCIFERGE" AND DESCRIBES HIS ROLE AS BEING AKIN TO THE INFERNAL PRESS SECRETARY (HOWEVER EVERYTHING ELPHIAS LEVI WROTE SHOULD BE TAKEN WITH A HEAP OF SALT)

EVERY CREDIBLE DESCRIPTION OF HELL PORTRAYS IT AS:

- HAUNTINGLY BEAUTIFUL

- BIODIVERSE WITH ALIEN LIFE SEEMINGLY BASED AROUND BLOOD AND SOULS

- CONTAINING TWO MAJOR CITIES

- CONTAINING FIVE LARGE BODIES OF A WATERLIKE SUBSTANCE

- CONTAINING AN UNCERTAIN NUMBER OF MINOR CITIES

- SHAPED LIKE A BELL BURIED UPSIDE DOWN IN THE EARTH

Amazing

woman yelling at cat meme but make it ancient greek red figure pottery

From ancient to abstract, this one sure got around.

Japanese one made no sense to me until I finally saw the “sale sale/sasa lele” version. セール　セール。 But then it’s a meme so it has to be misspelled?  🤷‍♂️

tHERE ARE MEMES IN THOSE HIEROGLYPHICS

Ohhhhhhh…. Chinese and greek are my favourite, but there is more!

~ Aqua and Purple ~

bizarre talent I have developed: I accidentally familiarized myself with the entire text of The Art of War while creating Hallmark-style graphics for maximum cognitive dissonance

so now I instantly know when a Sun Tzu quote is fake because if it were real I would have pasted it in a live laugh love font over a stock photo of a stay-at-home mom

Are there examples of your handiwork readily available for internet-based public perusal?

more here

Very thrilled this came across my dash because this is *exactly* what’s been missing from my D&D character’s pinterest board

This is exactly my kind of content

From these few quotes sun Tzu sounds like a weak ass dumbass.

do you happen to have a choleric temper? asking for a friend