STEAL HER LOOK: Charleena Purcell

A hand-knitted mohair crewneck sweater in brown: $165

Crushed velvet skirt, $4,210

Brooch: $5.99

Mosquito Bracelet: $500

Gucci pearl bracelet: $2,100

Penvellyn Family History - 2nd Generation

Odo -  He isn’t very exciting, really. Liked farming and cows. His son Milo is much more interesting.

Annor - He was Odo’s brother.

Simon - We don’t know very much about him.

Agatha -  She was a nun. I think she lived in Ireland.

Margery - She died when she was a little girl. It was really sad.

Guydo - I don’t know anything about him except that he outlived all of his siblings.

Sharing this in case anyone doesn’t know about the Land Rush glitch.

1. Choose a level to play (level 4 yields the most coins)

2. Choose one piece of land to claim and then quickly back out of the game before the sooner makes a choice

3. Collect all the coins!!

*clicks on the helmet* nancy bikes safely to the Hot Kettle Cafe without a single hitch

*fails to click on the helmet* nancy crashes her bike and fuckin dies

Her interactive: enforcing bicycle safety like no other since 2005

Anyone else get the nagging feeling that red knott wasn’t really there to watch birds?

He literally offers nancy a spark plug and says she can pay him back by taking pictures, but doesn’t immediately clarify that it’s pictures of birds. Like… idk man. It’s highly suspect.

Anyone else get the nagging feeling that red knott wasn’t really there to watch birds?

Totally inconspicuous, Dex. I do this all the time, too.

So… Dr. Predoviciu is Henry’s mom?

I accept this as canon. Also who pays to have a portrait made of you, your loved one, and an umbrella? 

Can’t be bothered to include Henry, but by God, we need this umbrella immortalized

The Subtle Distinctions between Frank, Joe, and Nancy

Frank: If you don’t mind my asking, what happened?

Joe: What happened to your face? If you don’t mind my asking!

Nancy: What happened to your face?

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Moving parts - Ramsey Hall

Warnings at Waverly Academy (2009)

Every time I read the acronym STFD I automatically read it as “Sexually Transmitted Fucking Disease” and it makes me laugh every time.

my waverly academy experience

i swear on my life nothing makes me laugh fuckin harder than when i’m playing shadow ranch and i’m completely entranced by a mysterious love story lost in the desert to the relentless cruelty of time and this janky ass piece of shit shows up

Endless reblog

I’m pretty sure this horse terrified me when I was little

So I’m on FaceTime with my best friend and she was describing to me her Eastern European landlord and how he wears the same weird ass outfit every day and so I was like

“Does he look like this???

Or perhaps this”

And she GASPED. This guy has the SAME FIT AND SAME FACE. Apparently Yanni Volkstaia is now a super weird landlord in Chicago.

okay. seriously. what the hell does he think he’s gonna do to Nancy?

like, if you think that Nancy “Paul Bunyan” Drew can’t flip this skinny little bitch 360 and pin him on the floor with the same strength that she had when she was lifting herself out of the elevator in TRT, then get the hell outta my face.

He’s gonna tickle her