Survival Myths That Could Do More Harm Than Good.

I….they out here trying to kill us with these myths!!!!

i know its the mets, but this is the coolest shit i’ve ever seen a human being do

Wtf????

Smoove with it too 

This is the kind of shit you see in anime that shows that a certain character is stronger than other characters. 

“Pathetic.  You can’t even hold the bat you dare step to the plate? Have you no respect for the sport?”

reminds me of this gif

Baseball players are to be feared

Reblogging for the last one

^Same for me

They just kept getting progressively more “woah”

much woah

Oh my god this is a lucky universe

every time this post comes around, my favorite part is the “I know it’s the Mets” qualifier at the beginning lmao like how baseball that this zillion note posts starts with “sorry for putting this hellteam on your dash, bUT”

#SHE IS NOT EVEN ANYWHERE NEAR THE GENERAL AREA OF FUCKING AROUND GODDAMN

Hello Queen of Genovia

I met Ryan Reynolds and told him we was my idol. He kissed me on the forehead, whispered, “You look like a fucking badger,” and walked away.

If someone told me this was an actually interaction they had with him I wouldn’t be surprised.

Lotr Fancast

Because the cast of lotr is white af and needs diversity

Samuel L Jackson as Gandalf

Keiynan Lonsdale as Frodo

Riz Ahmed as Sam

Christian Lee Navarro as Merry

Jacob Artist as Pippin

Diego Luna as Aragorn

Chadwick Boseman as Legolas

Jiang Wen as Gimli

Michael B Jordan as Boromir

Idris Elba as Elrond

Lupita Nyong’o as Arwen

Jamie Chung as Eowyn

Steven Yeun as Eomer

Donald Glover as Faramir

Forest Whitaker as Denethor

okurrrrr feel free to add any characters i might have missed

LMAO

The most commonly accepted age range that I have seen for Millennials is, in fact, Chris Evans to Tom Holland. (1981 to 1996)

At this point, the Millennials are, for the most part, no longer the kids on your lawn; they’re your slightly-younger friends also complaining about the kids on the lawn.

The Holland-Evans Range sounds vaguely astronomical. I like it

This is so wholesome

Update: he finally got the cat to the vet to see if she had a microchip

I was already on board with his sweet wholesome open-to-love-and-nurturing heart but I was fully unprepared for getting to that last tweet and seeing how off the hook HOT dude is

what am I supposed to do when I’m at work and a customer asks “do you use chip?” and I say “yes but we don’t use salsa” and they don’t even laugh

the first customer I tried this joke on was like the epitome of White Dad™️ and after I said it his face was stoic but his eyes swelled with extreme pride

original: https://twitter.com/Manda_like_wine/status/977299937963765761

My god this is applicable to so many situations: this is in no way a WE situation.