my friend went to new york and this is the only photo he sent me

A young David Attenborough introducing his daughter to a noisy cockatoo, 1959.

The adult in me is heavily breathing.

“First of all… bitch”

*nervously calls crush bro*

all my friends glowing up n shit n im just here chilling still ugly lol its cool tho

WARNING: STAR WARS SPOILERS

space

the final frontier

nothing but respect for our rhodey (xx)

The thing I love about cats is that they’re basically born ready to throw down. There’s something strangely life-affirming about seeing a ball of fuzz that could fit in the palm of your hand with room to spare react to an unfamiliar creature literally a hundred times its size by going “I roll Intimidation”.

#the really life affirming part is that sometimes it works

cats don’t give a fuck and they will slap the shit out of whoever they want

Not to be vague but not again please

you know what Harry that is an interesting piece of information don’t be an ass

Harry, your whole thing is playing a sport that involves flying around on gravity resistant sticks made from trees.  Did you ever stop to think Neville was telling you this cause he was being considerate of your interests?

Look at this jock asshole

في فرحك و حزنك تعلّق بالله ‎

Remain attached to Allāh during your happiness and sadness.

weird little girls are literally the most powerful creative beings on the planet like i promise you no art made by an adult man can even begin to touch the plotlines of an elementary school girl’s pretend game

LIKING SOMEONE IS SO STRESSFUL