Groovy

The first guy who heard a parrot talk was probably not ok for several days.

I believe you.

“The funny thing is, I don’t often do Easter. I can never find it. It’s always at a different time. Although I remember the original. Between you and me, what really happened was…”

A man walked into a chimney shop and asked, “how much for this one?” The salesman replied, “it’s on the house.”

    i spent a lot of time with you thinking i was second best.     but you know what?                                                                       i am good

if I ever stop reblogging this… it’s time to delete my blog.

Why.have.I.never.seen.this.before.

@GUBLERNATION: "hey pinocchio! where are you going?“

Hellooooo gorgeous😍