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Nothing gives the same kind of random ego boost like managing to finally clean up your home and making it nice. Like ooh look at me, I'm living like people do, I made myself iced tea and I am eating my snack from a real plate. I got floors and shit.

"you're good at art you should go to college you should start animation you should get a job in the industry you have so much potential" I SHOULD BE IN THE WOODS. EATING POISONOUS BERRIES

I recently had surgery, and at the time I came home, I had both my cat and one of my grandma's cats staying with me.

- Within hours of surgery, I wake up from a nap to my cat gently sniffing at my incisions with great alarm.

- I was not allowed to shower the first day after surgery, and the cats, seeing that The Large Cat is not observing its cleaning ritual, decided I must be gravely disabled and compensated by licking all the exposed skin on my arms, face, and legs.

- I currently have to sleep with a pillow over my abdomen because my cat insists on climbing on top of me and covering my incisions with her body while I sleep (which is very sweet but not exactly comfortable without the pillow). She also lays across me facing my bedroom door, presumably on guard for attackers who may try to harm me while I'm sleeping and injured.

That's love. 🐈‍⬛🐈❤️

cats are so very unclear on what is wrong with us but they want to help

Last time I had a really bad migraine my cat curled herself round my head and purred sympathetically, and actually stayed there through two of her normal mealtimes. It wasn't until I was able to stagger to the kitchen and grab a protein bar for myself that she gave a very small, polite miaow to the effect of "while you're up... could you get something for me too?"

ur government assigned gender for the day is the first thing u get when u click this link to a randomised wikipedia article. NO REROLLS . i am the  trollsteineggje mountain in norway

I am the regulation of flamethrowers in the United States

1830 in russia

Religion and nothingness??

PERU BUS DESASTER?????

Blatni Vrh (a city)

Josiah Mitchell Morse

George Grant (baseball)

Blackwater River (Contoocook River tributary)

My gender is moth

SS Empire

Belait Swamp Forest

ah yes, the three genders: the broken, the beaten, and the damned

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enough about taylor swift already. reblog and tag the smallest, least known artist you listen to

tiramisu am i right

i love u concept albums i love u relevant track order i love u recurring motifs in lyrics i love u music as a narrative device

cat jpeg made me emotional so i drew it

really? another album? didn't she just make one??

taylor swift is the MCU of music

do you realize what you're wishing on me

Sometimes, being aro can be lonely, but not in the way you'd expect. If you dont have a crush or you dont like someone or you dont think someone is hot, in most peoples eyes, you are boring. You are boring and no longer worth being around. You are uncomfortable with romance around you, now you are a prude who cant 'get bitches'. You will just be forgotten for not wanting love and it sucks.

"how can you like this objectively bad thing!" because i have bad taste. move on.

an underrated detail in pride and prejudice is that elizabeth bennett was home alone on the day darcy proposed because she had a headache. can you imagine. this was in the pre-painkillers era. you're at home with a headache and then this asshole walks into the room and tells you he loves you and wants to marry you even though he hates your whole family and you're beneath him. imagine having to deal with that while also having a headache. she doesn't even have ibuprofen

I hate work I should be at the (remembers I don't want to go to the club) the imagination