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billie definitely saged her studio with sex drugs before she recorded lunch cause why is miss ma’am talking abt “you need a seat i’ll volunteer” ???

girlie that's not a random headache u are dehydrated malnourished over caffeinated over stressed and sleep deprived

i don't WANT to read smut right now

i WANT to read a passionate, poetic, jaw dropping, tears streaking down my face, heart wrenching, giggle inducing, feet kicking, cringy yet amazing, gorgeous story written by someone who apologizes for english not being their first language(they're the best writers ever) which has 4 chapters and then makes me scream because it hasnt been updated in months and the author is mia

amazing news for the bisexual community

"oscar isaac" "kristen stewart" "vampire" "thriller" "80s" ???? please

anyway have any of you ever thought about how Jason was raised by wolves and then an army and told he had to be the best so he became the best, made himself the best using his experiences and power, who has to prove himself time and time again to the people who made him, and then he meets Percy Jackson who, with almost none of Jason’s training, without having been raised and molded into a leader, is better than him

Percy Jackson, who had a childhood, who had a mom, who seems all the better for it. Jason can finish his quests and missions and get a pat on the back and congratulations for bringing honor to the Legion and nothing else because that’s what’s expected of him, while Percy gets hugs and cookies and tears of relief and so much love because people had been hoping he’d succeed, not because it meant victory, but because it meant he'd live.

all of the things Jason’s gone through to make him that perfect leader and soldier feel like they were all for nothing because he looks at Percy Jackson and sees that perfect leader and soldier and none of the things that made Jason good are what made him great

look here's the thing:

"hey there demons, it's me, ya boi" "i've connected the dots/ you didn't connect shit" "rock n roll buckaroo!" "we're here for the cult stuff, we saw an ad on craigslist" "(wheeze)"

those Iconic Quotes? all from buzzfeed unsolved!! when has watcher/ghost files, with their stylized graphics and higher production value, ever churned out this kind of banter!!

people are really out here pulling a 360 to praise buzzfeed for overworking their creators and stealing other people's content for their own profit just so they personally don't have to pay for it.

They got me, y'all. New rot activated. Two youngest siblings being the closest out of the whole family??? You and me against the world vibes??? Lucy and Edmund Pevensie coded??? I am WEAK

Halina and Addy Kurc. They will break my heart and stitch it back together, I can feel it.

Logan at the premiere of We Were The Lucky Ones

me for the past year or so

GUHHH???

mans said “i have no ass and a dream”

Khaled Hosseini's books are like a warm hug from a dear friend, if that hug also made you ugly cry.

reading khaled hosseini has just made me realise that the root cause of every bad thing is the patriarchy, actually.

GUYS 😭