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Had a dream that I saw this ad in a paper
please stop this looks like a real tumblr ad
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Today is Wet Beast Wednesday!
Today’s wet beast is: Spotted Handfish
Olive’s wet beast fact: lmaoooo this little bitch got hands wtf. These little guys get around by walking on the sea floor rather than swimming.
Stay tuned for more Wet Beast Wednesdays!
what i wouldn’t give to live in one of these worlds
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i’m other creatures
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Unknown number: *calls me*
Me (while staring down at my phone): can you please not do that
my mom, holding my cat face-to-face with her: why don’t you ever talk to me?
can I stop having emotional breakdowns please I would really rather not
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lifes a bitch and im gonna milk her
poorlytimed
hi sorry can you rephrase this
robloxgf
no. i cannot.
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dog: BARK
me (with the same tone and volume): WHAT
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Has this already been done?
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proud boy
gogu
a fellow gamer…
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What is heavier? A 200 pounds of bricks or 200 pounds of feathers?
The answer is the feathers.
200 pounds of bricks is just a bunch of bricks, but if you try to carry 200 pounds of feathers, you also have to carry the weight of what you did to those poor birds.
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Simone Giertz, the self-proclaimed “Queen of Shitty Robots.” She intentionally engineers terrible robots just for fun.
everything this woman makes is goddamn fantastic
welcometonerdland
Source: forgifs.com
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rennaissance painters: what is a baby? a small man?
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meirl
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