being mutuals isn’t enough we need to eat breakfast in the garden together

Can we talk about how Pixar have given us two girls doing spontaneous cartwheels in the past year? Just kids being kids and I love it. 

I remember always wanting to do this as a kid

AIDA be like:

“Hey guys, welcome to my AU fic of Agents of SHIELD. Just letting you guys know, there’ll be lots of Skyeward and Mackelena family feels, Phil as a teacher, and May as a HYDRA agent. Also, I’m hella anti-Fitzsimmons. Jemma’s dead in my fic because I hate that bitch. Also, just FYI, I’m shipping myself with Fitz. I know this is hella self-inserting but it’s gonna be awesome! Make sure to leave a kudos and a review and let me know if you want me to continue this fic.” 🙂🙂🙂

Deke after finding that air freshener

IVE MET A SEX OFFENDER ON THE APP TINDER AND IM WARNING EVERYONE IN AND AROUND AUSTIN TEXAS OF THIS MAN. I CONTACTED TINDER AND THEY REFUSE TO TAKE ANY FURTHER ACTION. PLEASE REBLOG THIS SO THAT OTHER GIRLS CAN STAY SAFE FROM THIS MAN. HES TERRIBLE.

Liking this iSNT HELPING. REBLOG IT. A SIMPLE LIKE IS NOT LETTING OTHER WOMEN SEE THIS.

ITS FOR CHILD PORNOGRAPHY BTW. CHILD. PORNOGRAPHY.

Reblogging to save a life

Please please reblog this.

Yiiiikes

fuck marvel studios for having rdj wearing heels. we wanted tony Tiny as he is. smol. little. right above steebs belt line. thor cant even spot him most days

😂😂😂 Thor can’t even spot him most days

Tony: Fuck unconditional love. Hate keeps me warm at night.

Loki: I thought I did?

[team sputters]

Tony: [sighing] Fine, you and hate. But that’s it.

Jumpscare warning

ALSO IF YOU SEE AN AD WITH THE APPLE BUFFERING ICON WHERE THE SCREEN STARTS TO GLITCH IT’S ANOTHER JUMPSCARE AD FOR THE NUN

This shit scared the absolute fuck out of me, man. My kid could have been watching it, what the hell are these assholes thinking??

Anybody remember that creepy commercial for Pandora a few years back? Some deep voice, no music, for this horror movie. I was alone and in the fuckin shower, I damn near fainted in terror. I don’t have anything against horror movies but jesus…. there are kids and people who scare very easily using these apps, hellooooooooo.

reblog if marvel owns your ass

So you can do quite a lot of accents, can’t you?

When your OTP gets separated AGAIN:

I just spit cracker everywhere

i reblog this every time it comes up it brings me so much joy

@sadhero

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