If you close your eyes right before Mrs. George’s new boobs hit, your brain will think that you have died. Some people find calmness in this.
official boob post
Laios, devourer of all things horrible.
snapping my homies out of being corrupted by the curse by firmly gripping their shoulders and telling them to "get real"
that didn't work. okay. time for plan b *gets down on my knees and starts tying my hair back*
time for tunes! 😁🔊💘
my bluetooth earbuds: Power On! Connecting… Unable To Connect! 😢 Tithe Pool Empty! 😵🔋
ughhhh... fine 🙄 (opens an intricate and ornate wooden chest decorated with many sigils, some of solomon, some far older; and out emerges a tiny clay man, dancing erratically, a noise like a song struggling to break free, muffled and mumbled—for this homunculus has no mouth, no eyes, not even a face! only four flat limbs and a featureless torso. it finishes its dance by splaying its arms wide and a Magpie silently swoops down from a power line, snatches the small clayman in its talons, and carries it away, far away, until the deep blue of the afternoon sky becomes blacker than the walls of night that girdle our dreams)
my headset: Tithe Received‼️ Enjoy And Love Your Music..!❤️🔥🎶
Serial Killer Ed Sheeran's New Single: Im in love with a Piece of You! You are destroyed by a magnet!
serious discussions happening here
you people are NOT reblogging this
Ich will machen Kleidung.
What are your opinions on birds as a subject for photography.
hold still you little fucker
Yeah
i wanted to show everyone my favorite tiktok
the creator of this tiktok, zainah.mb, has many family members in palestine who have been martyred. at least 37, in fact. if you would like to help her out financially, she runs a hijab shop called modest behavior, and sells sister minnie merch. here's a link to her paypal as well.
as far as i know, she doesn't live in palestine, but she is palestinian. consider supporting her
I don’t really Go Here but u can always rely on this man to read a right wing politician’s outfit for filth
I mean. Just devastating 😭
This man has LETHAL comebacks. Idiots keep trying to get one over on him and he has never missed
Actually no I'm double reblogging this I found the one where he *calls a guy's tailor* to confirm his suit isn't actually bespoke
You cannot win in his arena. This isn't "if you come at the king you better not miss" this is "don't fight a shark in the water"
Rohodotus palmatus
(Wrinkled peach mushroom) 🍑
This is literally my favorite tweet of all time. It’s so powerful.
She Freaken Forgor Me
Fuck it we bawl (starts sobbing uncontrollably)
I will be honest if someone posted "I'm a tutor and everyday I watch zoomers try to double tap on books to open them" thousands of you would reblog it and tag "😱 it's so scary that this is what all kids today are really like they're so helpless and stupid omg!!! those damn kids need to get off their phones!!!!"
things a concerning amount of people aged 25-40 on this site believe about today's children:
Gentle note from a 33 year old just to hammer the point home: hey, this all sounds exactly like the bullshit they used to say about us as kids! Funny thing, that.
When we were the youth being targeted with these statements, we promised we'd remember how that felt when we were the people who could do it to the new generation - we can't forget that promise
