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girl dad not as in a dad with daughters but as in a girl who shares the tastes habits and personality traits of a middle aged father

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capacity2

In my mind I can see the northern lights in the sky every night bc I have a vivid imagination I’m not jealous of anyone it’s impossible for me to be jealous really I’ve seen it all

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A big thing for Clark is, once he gets a better grasp on his super-hearing, he makes a point of kind of consciously keeping his super-hearing away from Lois's apartment because "I trust her and respect her privacy" but at the same time he is absolutely attuned to when Lois's voice reaches a certain pitch/volume (much in the same way he is attuned to people screaming/calling for help or saying "put the gun down" all over the city). So pretty much every morning Clark just fucking perks up like "Lois? Trouble???? Oh wait she's just singing in the shower. Wow, she is really bad at it. I love her. :)"

And that's also how she gets terrible songs stuck in his head all day.

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"Does Superman know if I'm jacking it" the greatest thread in the history of Metropolis forums, locked after 12,239 pages of heated debate and like 22 responses from someone under the username "SmallvilleCrow1938" repeatedly asserting that "guys Superman has bigger things to worry about than you jacking it. He's got a lot going on."

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flamebird-theorist-official:

Of course he knows if you're jacking it. He's tallying it, too. It's one of the data points his species is using to determine how ready our species is for interstellar travel.

theBibbonator:

so if we want 2 go 2 space do we jack pff more or less

SmallvilleCrow1938:

HE IS NOT TALLYING IT. IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH WHAT HE'S DOING. HE'S BASICALLY LIKE A FIREMAN.

Alexius-INTJ:

Sure, that's what he wants us to think. What does his species want with our genetic material?

SmallvilleCrow1938:

NOTHING! WHY ARE YOU ALL SO FIXATED ON THIS??

Tough-Little-Trouper

Mod here. Crow, if you don't calm down, I'm going to hit you with another temporary ban.

theBibbonator:

d9 we jack off mpre or less???????
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