throne of shadows

What a year this week has been.

my heart :’)

Here's a pitch:

A real Bring it On sequel where these two are hard working single moms with teenage daughters who go to different schools and are bitter rivals.

They both go to the same cheer competition to cheer on their girls and bump into each other and are like "You're so-and-so's mom?" "Aw, I should have known you were her mother." And their rivalry gets sparked again as they try to help their daughters one up the other team.

Buuuut while they keep running into each other and bumping heads, maybe they also start helping each other out. Maybe they can relate to the each others struggles of being a single mom with a headstrong daughter, trying to provide the world to their kids. And maaaybe they fall in love and end up getting married, much to the dismay (but secret joy) of their daughters.

my singing voice is good for showers and mornings in the kitchen and drunken nights and lullabies for babies who need sleep and im okay with this

i think it’s silly to be ashamed of your art because it’s not in a museum and of your voice because it’s not selling out stadiums. there will always be people who enjoy and appreciate what you can do.

Idk why but this hit me really hard and I’ve been staring at it for a couple minutes.

Foxy love

adulthood be like: *washes dishes* *puts away dishes* *washes dishes* *puts away dishes* *washes dishes* *puts away dishes* *washes dishes* *puts away dishes* *wash

As big of a fan I used to be, I somehow never drew fanart for Danny Phantom. Yes it’s a little early for Halloween.

Witches are both because magic is both🌞

since fall has officially started it’s illegal for it to be hot out 

by  Thao Anh

apparently my boss who is a professor at my school doesn’t have a cell phone and his coworkers were upset by this so they bought him a childs toy phone and labeled it “David’s jitterbug” (for those of you that don’t know jitterbugs are phones made for old people that have like massive buttons and shit) so the other day I walked into his office to ask him a question and he pressed a button on it which made it start loudly playing the ABCs and he said “excuse me I have to take this” and then started singing along to the ABCs while shooing me out of his office

this is the phone. he apparently was in the middle of a meeting with the department the other day and got annoyed so he pressed a button, said “I have to take this” and left

David’s co-workers probably: “This is a valid tactic to embarrass him into buying a mobile phone, right?”

David: “Bold of you to assume that I get embarrassed.”

The dog is supposed to run up in front of her and sit.

11/10

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*does magic but in a ditzy way, like a real himbo*

Howl's Moving Castle, 2004

manager: you’re gonna greet the customer normally this time?

employee: yes 

m: ok. gonna do a good job?

e: yes? oh my god?

Customer: [enters]

e: hi :) welcome to the sunglass hut :) im the sunglass slut :) can i get you anything?

Boomers will be like “hurr durr gen z doesn’t know what a phone booth is” as if we didn’t all watch Maes Hughes die in one like four times.

Reading this post was like getting clocked with a metal bat.