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ice ice paladin‧₊˚
Yassssss
Ooo
*Singing in the tune of bear necessities* Weiss: I'm willing, to stab a bitch or two Then I will try to superglue The hole shut so that I can stab them again...
Ruby: If a Faunus got hurt, would they go to the doctors or the vet? Blake: Go to bed, Ruby
*Qrow cooking and calls winter*
Winter: Hello
Qrow: Hey ice queen, I'm cooking and I need your help with something
Winter: you're a grown man, why would I need to help you?
Qrow: Because the recipe calls for extra salt
Winter: You didn't have a problem with it last night
Qrow: ... *hangs up*
Whitley, the other day I ate some really salty fries but that didn’t come close to your bitch ass. -Wiess, probably
Ruby: I never cry
Weiss: The other day, you were crying over snakes
Ruby: They don't have arms!
*years ago*
Raven: Yang, get dressed
Yang: No
Raven: is everything a fight with you?
Yang: mhmm
Raven: well then let's play hide and seek. I bet you can't find me.
Yang: is that a challenge?
Raven: *Has already hidden*
*14 years later*
Taiyang: still haven't found her?
Yang: Nope
Taiyang: Here's where she might be.
Yang: why did it take you this long to tell me?
Taiyang: *flash back*
Raven: Here's 100 lien, don't tell yang where I am until like years later
*present*
Taiyang: she was a...difficult lady
Family never changes.
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Ruby Flows
*Winter, Weiss, Ruby and Qrow walking through the snow* Weiss: I love the snow Winter: It is a wonderful sight, there aren’t many birds out, not even a crow, except for one of course Qrow: mhm *takes a drink from his flask* Weiss: Ruby, have you ever seen a crow in winter? Qrow: phrasing Ruby: well there was this one time when I walked in o- Winter and Qrow: Ruby, no!
Tai and Yang
Tai: *After a sparring session* Hey yang? Yang: Yeah dad? Tai: If you get me a soda real quick, I’ll give you ten. Yang: *A little hesitant but goes with it* Alright. *A minute later* Yang: Here dad. Tai: Thanks. Now here’s ten.*hands her a dime* Yang: *takes a deep breath and looks at him and smiles* Tai: pretty funny hu-GAH! *yang trips him and holds him by the arm* Yang: if I had a dime for every dad joke.
Ren: *Walks in, and sees Nora on the floor, curled up in a ball and groaning*
Ren: Nora, what happened?
Nora: I ate all the pancakes it 5 minutes
Ren: I made enough to last a week, 5 minutes isn’t good
Nora: You’re right, I could’ve done it in 4
Ren: *in a single breath* whydoIloveyousomuch…