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things you didn’t know about the Bye Bye Man that make it sound even more like a fake movie than it already does:
- the bye bye man has an animal sidekick. it looks like it’s a dog made of raw ground beef.
- a real and actual power that the bye bye man has is the ability to cause erectile dysfunction
- when the bye bye man shows up, you hear the toot toot of a train. no reason is given for this. toot toot.
- there are college students who own a house phone
- faye dunaway is there
- there is a character named Mr. Daisy. he uses the phrase “handsome boys.”
- the bye bye man is shown in the library. he’s not cast in shadow or anything. he’s just there. he has some books. i can’t remember if we hear a toot toot when it cuts to him, but i like to think we did.
- the bye bye man has long long touchin fingers
- can you imagine hooking up with someone and the bye bye man broke your genitals. you would have to say “i am sorry i cannot get aroused the booboo man did a witchcraft on my peepee”
- toot toot
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