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Diabolik Lovers Scenarios

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ASK BOX: CLOSED We do ask, scenarios, and reactions for any of the boys. Please don't be shy to ask me (admin Sophie) anything!
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1. Do not kill bees, they aren’t trying to hurt you and rarely sting (because they die if they sting) chances are they’re buzzing around you because you’re wearing a bright colour and they think you’re a flower

2. If you see one on the ground, it’s probably not dead, try feeding it some sugar water or put it on a flower so it can get energy

3. Put bee friendly flowers in your garden so they have lots of pollen and maybe put a bee house too

4. If you have a bees nest in your attic/garden/shed etc, don’t call an exterminator! Call a bee keeper instead so they can be rehomed rather than being killed

Bees are very important and must be looked after! Without bees, humans wouldn’t survive

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hey if ur ever feelin shitty use this

Holy shit I’m trying not to cry.

i really needed this one tonight

omfg

Do it!!!

Oh my god…

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lum1natrix

holy shit…

Omfg

oh wow…

I…oh

Everyone should use this and have it on their blog

*smiles*

Thank you so much

I can’t stop smiling

This is one that I must repost.

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PSA

theres a new product by verzion called “hum” that allows your parents to track your car and places you go, if your parents are controlling like mine please check under your steering wheel to make sure that they havent installed this

here is what it looks like installed:

you can read more about it here, and here- this excerpt sums up what information Hum will send: 

“a car’s owner will be able to get notified on their phone when the vehicle leaves a pre-determined area or drives faster than a set speed… [Hum] will enable location tracking and a driving log, which measures travel times, engine idle times, and average speeds.” 

People in abusive relationships, please check your cars.

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DO NOT TRY TO UNPLUG IT BY YOURSELF!

Again, here’s something for my American friends. Please take care.

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We Moved!

DO YOU WANT AN OPEN ASK BOX? i guess. DO YOU WANT MORE SOPHIE AND ANDY? i could be down for it. DO YOU WANT MORE DIABOYS??? that's what im here for, why? SOPHIE FORGOT THE PASSWORD TO THIS ACCOUNT AND MADE A NEW ONE. GOOD JOB SOPH. PROUD OF U. YOU SHOULD GO FOLLOW IT BC WE LOVE YOU GUYS SO DIMMADANG MUCH. GO FOLLOW @diabolikloversavenue NOW DO IT NOW BC YOU LOVE US AND ALL (or most) OF THESE BEAUTIFUL BOYS.

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hey my dude!!! you seem to have reposted some of my art, you know that diabolik lovers "tag yourself" meme. I actually dont allow reposts of my art, so I was wondering if you could delete it?

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It should be gone now :) sorry about that.

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Anonymous asked:

I'm gluttony for angst, what if the Sakamaki's S/O before they bite her she just kinda says something along the lines of "you don't really love me do you? It's my blood you want. Not me..."

Before I became an imagines blog writer, I used to write fan-fiction, and I was known for making hundreds of my readers cry over their favorite characters with my stories. Anon, you’ll get what you asked for. There is no love in this ask from our Sakamaki boys. 

Shu:

“Your blood already attracts me. Isn’t that enough for you, troublesome woman?”

It would never matter in a million years whether or not Shu loved you. To him, he would just want you to be his personal blood bank. When he sees your fallen facial expression, he’d only smirk and lean forward to take a bite on your shoulder, not caring that there are tears threatening to fall from your eyes.

Reiji:

“How presumptuous of you to think that I love you. I desire only for your blood.”

Reiji would think you were stupid for holding onto the belief that you were something precious to him. Only your blood mattered to him; nothing else came to his attention about you. He’d grin when you quietly submit yourself to him and move your hair to the side to give him access to your neck.

Ayato:

“Hehe, are you stupid? I do love you. But for your blood of course!”

Ayato would laugh in your face when you question him and then roughly shove you to the floor, not caring if you were reluctant to give him your blood at the moment. He’d comment on how you were making such a boring expression and then bite into your neck roughly to elicit pained screams from your lips.

Kanato:

“That’s all you are to me. Your blood is the only good thing about you.”

Kanato wouldn’t care about your feelings, as he would choose to enact on his own selfish motives. Catching you off guard, the Sakamaki would grab your hand and bite into your wrist, not caring for your pleas to stop him from hurting you any further. He’ll do as he pleases with you because you’re his toy.

Laito:

“Bitch-chan, that is not true. I love both you AND your blood.”

Laito chuckles lightly at your questions and proceeds to seduce you to prove that he “loves” you. But he has his own hidden agenda for you, and he plans to entrap you into a sweet nightmare to keep you with him forever. He couldn’t let you and your blood go so easily, right?

Subaru:

“Stupid, why else do you think you’re with me? Your blood is the simple reason.”

Subaru would get angry with your questions and dismiss them without another thought. He was a monster at heart and you were just the dumb prey that decided to stay with him. He doesn’t pity you for doing something stupid as that. He’d ignore your upset state and just take what he wants from you.

Kino:

“Your blood is of good quality. Haha, did you think we were lovers?”

Kino would tease you mercilessly and mock you for your delusional thoughts. He would never see you as his equal, so what made you think that you were something more to him? How foolish of you. To Kino, you were food that he could play with. Don’t try to assume anything else.

-Admin Yuuzuki

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Anonymous asked:

Sorry let me clarify. S family with their kid on their code red

Thanks for the clarification! I greatly appreciate it. :) This was fun to write. I like talking about the diaboys and their daughters.

Shu: If his wife was not around, Shu would feel slightly panicked when his daughter tells him she’s starting her period. He wants her away from other vampires around them, so he’ll take her away to her room and then offer her feminine products, hoping that his wife had taught her about periods before and how to use the given products. Way to be active in her life, Shu.

Reiji: Reiji’s daughter didn’t even have to say a word to her father. The moment he caught whiff of her period blood, Reiji used his teleportation ability to find her and save her from further embarrassment. He has a bag filled with tampons and pads ready for her, as well as a fresh and clean pair of underwear, much to his daughter’s chagrin. She’s thankful for her smart and well-prepped father though.

Ayato: Ayato’s daughter would heavily complain about the painful cramps she felt as she laid in bed, and she’d force Ayato to buy her whatever she craved for. Mumbling how bratty she was, Ayato would huff and set down the items she wanted, only to have her burst into tears about how cruel he was for saying that. His daughter will always test his patience when Aunt Flow visits her monthly. 

Kanato: Kanato’s daughter is thankful that her father is a sweets fanatic. She gets all the chocolate she wants from him, and Kanato enjoys spending this quiet time with her since she usually keeps her distance from him. Kanato becomes overprotective during this time though, since his daughter’s period blood can be smelled for miles away. He won’t let her out so easily now.

Laito: Laito understands what his daughter is going through and offers a lot of comfort and candy. He’ll always buy her new underwear after her period cycle is over, and he doesn’t mind watching movies or dramas with her. He wants his little girl to be happy while she’s in her miserable state. If she asked, he would play any song that she wanted to hear on the piano, as well.

Subaru: It’s not a surprise that Subaru’s daughter is destroying the house while she’s on her period. Her usual meek self is now replaced with a goddess of chaos, and Subaru is always seen trying to calm her down or yelling at her for her destruction. It takes lots of coaxing and threats of punishment to calm his wild child down, but he gives her heating pads as an apology too.

Kino: When Kino finds blood-stained underwear in the bathroom, he thinks his daughter is in danger and frantically calls out for her. When she doesn’t respond, Kino goes on a wild goose chase to find her, only to be hushed by his wife when she tells him that their daughter is napping. He’s still horrified, and his wife reveals that their daughter is careless and forgot to wash it after showering. smh

-Admin Yuuzuki

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Summer

alright so I might have to wait until summer rolls around to start this blog again. I am so close to prom, the ACTs and finals. I've got to focus on me for a while, I hope you guys can understand.

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Answers on the way

I am finally caught up in school, so get ready! I will be trying to answer some ask soon.

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