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Bookwyrm

@never-a-clever-username / never-a-clever-username.tumblr.com

Back and Hotter than ever.
Lu, 25, Bi--Leo/Scorpio--ENFP/INFP
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milfbrennan

bones sexuality headcanons

yeah i dont have proof (except angela) i just Know. call it my lesbian spidey senses. disclaimer that those are MY headcanons, you can have your own opinions on those ofc

main characters:

brennan: bi (preference for ugly men... but i digress). she probably started exploring her sexual orientiation in college and came to the conclusion that she's attracted to every gender to varying degrees. she's probably tongue kissed angela a few times pre season 1

booth: cishet ally! ⭐️ he's a bit confused but he's got the spirit, i'll give him that.. bi wife energy start playing whenever he walks into the room

zack: gayboi with a bad case of hero worship for dr brennan. naomi from paleonthology made him realise this isnt really what he'd like to excavate, if you get the gist... ;) (ew)

angela: imo? bi, but it's up to anyone. canon queer and i'm very happy about it

hodgins: bi. putting my foot down on this one- to me, hodgela is bi4bi. one day early into the series angela goes "why is everyone so hot... being bi is so hard" and hodgins is like "yeah, tell me about it" and they have a Oh, You Too? moment

cam: distinguished (ex-disaster) pan. she's all cool and collected now but in middle school she was probably stuttering whenever she saw a pretty girl

sweets: pan. boykisser. i just KNOW. that man is not heterosexual. probably had a few boyfriends in high school too

aubrey: bi? preference for women but in an alternate universe he and sweets are a thing

goodman: token straightie along with booth except i actually like him even tho even tho he took a 2 month sabbatical and never came back

squinterns:

clark: bi. a bit repressed and only realised it after breaking up with nora but as long as he gets there it's fine

daisy: pan. absolute girlkisser. she has the wlw equivalent of whatever zack felt for dr brennan. swaisy is a disaster pan couple.

fisher: pan- and i wont have it any other way. he was 100% checking sweets out when he came over to b&b's in s8, so i like to think when hodgins asks sweets "what is it with you and interns?" in 9x23 he's including fisher

wendell: bi and in a lab au he's dating vincent thank you

vincent: english twink and i think he and wendell should kiss in the lab lost & found

arastoo: straightie but we still love him. pan wife energy since he and cam are married

finn: god, i have No Idea but i have a feeling he doesn't either

wells: aro, and maybe ace too, but fyi even if he wasn't no one would want him

jessica: ... i used to say lesbian but i kinda let the jaubrey of it all get to me... pan vibes perhaps? i'll have to think it over. in another universe she and daisy are a thing too btw

other characters:

caroline julian:... lesbian. no i will not give an explanation for this one. sham marriage and all.

karen delfs: big pansexual energy coming from this random profiler?? i like her

villains: (do not take those seriously, but also...)

pelant: unlabeled. getting strangled by hodgins awoke something in him but he didnt have the time to figure it out between 8x01 and 9x04

taffet: very VERY mean lesbian

epps: heterosexual incel

broadsky: internalised homophobia over booth, clearly

kovac: the man pretended to be married to his sister. i'm not sure i even wanna know

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the funniest part about Hannibal (TV) is that Will doesn't give af that Hannibal is a serial killer, he's mostly just pissed that Hannibal keeps lying to him/betraying his trust.

the second funniest thing is that that's also what Hannibal is the most mad about, but like he started it so like idk king this is on you

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ADOW SPOILERS

technically Phillipe and Father Hubbard have joint custody over Diana so the concept of her being everyone’s favorite daughter is so funny. One weekend in Father’s town the other in Papa’s kingdom

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beestics

And while you devour my heart,

I am on my knees in front of you.

Looking up to you and praying for your love.

excerpt from this poem

(process available on instagram)

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beestics

going back to my roots when I used to be an artist who did portraits

season 2 will has my heart <33

edit: process is available on my instagram :3

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“Your ancestors are amazed at all your spices!”

“Your ancestors are impressed that you are an educated woman!”

“Your ancestors are proud that you are thriving in spite of what society did to them and you”

It’s all very sweet! But! Necromancy! Is! Still! Illegal! Your ancestors are going back in the ground!

Stop resurrecting them to show off!

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Community Label: Mature

HANNIGRAM AU WHERE WILL IS A CREATURE

from the swamps of Louisiana and knows that throwing them off a cliff is the best chance for them to survive and after the safely make it to Cuba Hannibal is fascinated but also a bit freaked out bc he totally thought he “imagined that creature in the woods when I was 7 what do you mean magic actually exists” and suddenly finds himself in a small village in the bayou coming to terms with the fact that his beloved eats people on a regular basis and was more annoyed that Hannibal framed him for murder than the actual murdering cannibal thing.

Community Label: Mature

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HELP FINDING A FIC?

Hello I need help finding a fanfic!!! I read it many many years ago, it’s one where Harry Potter is discovered by the dark side to be this precious magical person who can make wishes come true (or something along those lines) or use like raw magic and Voldemort takes him bc the light was hiding him from them. He’s got a nickname that’s like puppy or something like that (I think).

TBH this might’ve been a fever dream but I’m pretty sure it was one. Anyway if anyone knows what fic it is pls LMK!

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btw I’ve found these stretches from the WAK blog very helpful when knitting a lot:

Plus make sure to take breaks regularly - and stop if anything starts to hurt!

especially with gift knitting I know it can be tempting to push through it for a deadline, but it’s really not worth causing long term injury. (And anyone knit-worthy should be understanding of that, imho.) Stay well :)

Also good for artists drawing with pencils/on a tablet/with a pen!

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not-poignant

Also good for writers

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