What do you mean “this didn’t actually happen in the show”??

blog dedicated to gay men

*picture of two white men kissing*

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lesbians who prefer to use he/him pronouns are valid - for example, God

There is something unspeakably powerful about this post it carries an energy

roses are red

for you im a sucker

And speaking of gross bros thinking of nerd girls like fucking unicorns…

I was actually talking to a female client once about cannon-fannon and how much I love listening to her talk comics, and had a male client interupt us to tell me he has never met a chick that is into comics before, he’s never even heard of a girl being into comics before,  and he has always wanted a nerdy girlfriend and that i absolutely MUST give him her number.

I actually had to explain to him that I wasn’t joking when I said she was out of his league. Yes, she is incredible, she is beautiful, she is intelligent, successful, highly knowledgeable and enthusiastic about comics, and she’s also not even going to look twice at you because literally all you got is that she fulfills a fantasy of yours.

Yes bro i get it, she’s your ideal girl. Trust me, she’s a lot of people’s ideal girl. And you’re not even on her radar. You’re not special because you’re into comics. She has a very wide range of potential partners to choose from and ‘never having met a nerdy girl before’ isn’t a good character trait, because it means you know zero women. Or zero women have trusted your creepy ass with the knowledge that they are into comics.

The most concerning part of that entire conversation was his complete inability to grasp the concept that she wouldn’t date him and his insistence that she would.

He insisted that I give her name/number/fb/actually call her and ask her to come to the studio (wtffff???) because he needed to meet her. And then just could not fathom that I refused. He seemed to be running on this idea that if she met him, she would like him. For no other reason than that he was into comics and he wanted a nerd girlfriend.

And I was somehow out of line for refusing to give my best freinds deets to this creepy nerdbro because I couldn’t possibly know that she wouldn’t be into him.

He got really upset. 

He was in my studio for 45 mins arguing with me on and off about this and trying to push me into giving her number.

Out. Of. Your. League. Not on your level. Too fucking good for you. Not a possibility. You’ve got nothing she wants. You’re one of literally thousands who would want her. You have nothing to offer her. You tick zero of her boxes. You do not even meet the minimum requirements for me to even ask her.  

NOT 

HAPPENING 

MATE.

This is why women don’t say they’re women in WoW, this is why women don’t say they’re into games irl. This is why women don’t hang out in comics stores. This is why nerd women hide one of these two aspects of themselves when interacting with nerd men.

Because you creepy as FUCK about us.

‘never having met a nerdy girl before’ isn’t a good character trait, because it means you know zero women. 

truuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuth

Some dude bro on the internet talking about the new She-Ra reboot: Ugh SJWs are taking over cartoons and making them all preachy. I hate it when shows try to push an agenda on kids. Why can’t they be like they used to be, you know?

Original He-Man, looking straight at the audience: We had a lot of fun here today, but you know what isn’t fun? Judging others based on how they look. Not liking a person because he or she is a different race or religion is wrong. Also, plant a tree, and don’t do drugs.

I can’t tell if this is cursed or blessed

I can’t even eat a late night sandwich in peace

FEED THEM.

They HAVE BEEN

INSUFFICIENT NUTRIENTS.  FEED THEM.

@klubbhead first thing I thought.

“When a piece of ham falls on the floor”

Many autistic folks are nonbinary. 1 in 5 of these members of our community are denied medical treatment because of their gender identity.

False memes

Okay, friends, I need some help.

A friend of mine saw a friend who does not speak Spanish circulating these two memes, trying to be helpful. Here’s the problem - the advice in Spanish DOES NOT MATCH the English AT ALL. In Spanish, the people are advised to invite ICE in, be honest and calm, and to instruct all family members to tell the truth. At the end, they are told their cooperation is appreciated. They are not advised of their rights, to request a warrant. The advice amounts to giving themselves up.

If you look closely at the bottom, you’ll see that the English version is from the ACLU. The Spanish version says “ALCU”.

Be aware of the information you share - it may not be helpful!

THAT SAID, the help I request is this:

I do not speak enough Spanish to translate the above into Spanish. I would like to give her the Spanish translation of this message to add to her post. (And this one.)

Help?

Translation:

If ICE agents come to your door:

Your cooperation is appreciated!

ALCU Only be honest

Can you please translate the top text that’s in English into Spanish too, please? I’d like to give it to K to put on Facebook so that people can share a fully useful post with Spanish “this is fake, here’s what people are trying to do” because without an explanation of how the images are different, if a Spanish only speaker sees it then K is just accidentally sharing bad information, if that makes sense?

I appreciate your help so much.

(Also, seriously, whaaaaaaaaat the fuck.)

Traducción al español: 

Muchas personas de habla inglesa estuvieron compartiendo estas imágenes, tratando de ayudar. Pero no se dieron cuenta de que la version en inglés y la versión en español son muy distintas. La imagen en inglés da consejos verdaderos mientras que la imagen en español te instruye a cooperar con ICE.

Esto es lo que dice la imagen en inglés, lo que realmente deberías hacer:

reframing monster stories is so empowering

like, Medusa protecting women’s shelters and turning abusers to stone? Empowering as hell

The Slit-Mouthed Woman targeting beauty industry mogels that profit off of women’s destructive poor body image? good

a ghostly three-headed dog going after people who run dog-fighting rings? hell yeah

fairy’s stealing children from abused homes and leaving deadly changelings behind that go after the parents? cool

We keep telling kids scary stories so they behave, but I think the adults need this shit more

The Phantom Co-ed who doesn’t so much lure rapists to their doom as just walk by them, and they do the rest all by themselves. 

The forest cryptids plaguing the construction of an oil pipeline.

Mothman, leading people lost at night back towards The Light

Bigfoot – still a ridiculous hoax, but used to torment illegal logging operations.

I have a VERY hot take for you all:

Straight people should never be regarded as LGBT icons.

Beyonce, Ariana, Taylor Swift, ect…. They’re not gay icons. They’re not gay. They shouldn’t be regarded as gay/lesbian/bi icons.

If their music resonates with you and you’re lgbt- cool idrc. But I hate that, like… they’re regarded as The Best Gay Icons when they’re not gay.

Lady Gaga? Actually a gay/bi icon. Janelle Monae, Freddie Mercury, ect. They’re LGBT icons.

Shut the fuck up about Ariana and Taylor Swift being gay icons.

zodiac makeup looks done by @circusshark on IG

(left to right) Virgo, Scorpio, Gemini, Pisces, Aquarius, Libra, Aries, Leo, and Sagittarius

good morning happy spider-man into the spiderverse is officially on netflix day!

good afternoon happy spider-man into the spiderverse is officially on netflix day!

my favourite part of Orwell’s writing is when he described anime glasses flashing in 1945

every time Logan raises an eyebrow my heart skips a beat

Gorgeous. Outstanding. Incredible. Marvelous. Classy. Beautiful. Amazing. Lovely-