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Pine Float Press is thrilled to announce the publication of TRANSMISSIONS. A collection of short fiction and poetry from acclaimed science fiction author Eliza Sinclair, including original pieces as well as work previously published by Strange Horizons, Luna Station Quarterly, Apex Magazine and the Book Smugglers. The selections included in TRANSMISSIONS range from hard-edged military sci-fi to delicately disquieting poetry. Each piece in this collection sparkles with wit, compassion and Sinclair's singular vision. TRANSMISSIONS is available in electronic format on Lulu.com, with upcoming epub releases on all popular platforms.

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IT’S GO TIME.

This weekend, the Pine Float Press Traveling Motor Show, Salvation Cavalcade and Mobile VIP Tent is making its way to the sunny shores of Kansas City, Missouri for the fiftieth anniversary of ConQuest! Pine Float Press OGs, new recruits and fellow travelers will participate in panels, readings and general mayhem. For more information about the event, including a schedule of events, visit the ConQuest website. We’ll see you there!

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The Bargains Kickstarter is live! 

Bargains is a short story anthology about people making contact with Outsiders, beings that aren’t native to this world or have been banished from it, and then cutting deals with them. These could be demons, djinn/efreet/marids, the Seelie and Unseelie courts of Faerie, angels, ghosts, rakshasa or a host of other creatures from the dim recesses of Somewhere Else. The reasons for these bargains and what both parties seek to get out of the arrangement is always different, but there is always a cost.

Bargains is Pine Float Press' third and possibly most ambitious anthology. Editor Darren Hennessy has curated an eclectic, evocative and otherworldly collection of stories that we are excited to share with the world.

COME AND SEE. 

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Some things don’t stay dead.  Five years ago, the lovely and talented Lydia Ash inhabited the role of the Dead Girl, the main character in The Ballad of the Wayfaring Stranger and the Dead Man’s Whore at Crypticon in Kansas City, Missouri. Today, Bridgitte Barclay is reprising the role using the original costume. 

We appreciate Dr. Barclay’s willingness to take the old girl out for a twirl. She deserves some fun.  The Ballad of the Wayfaring Stranger and the Dead Man’s Whore, Pine Float Press’ first publication, is available for free in electronic format on Smashwords and in print on Lulu. An excerpt follows

In the Pines

She remembers walking through the woods in high summer. The jar flies screamed in the still, hot air and she sang for lack of anything else to do.

She couldn’t remember where she was going or why, but she could hear the screams grow silent as she began singing the old song. My husband was a railroad man/killed a mile and a half from here/ His head was found in a driver’s wheel/and his body ain’t never been found.

As she walked, she felt the shadows grow sharp edges and the sunlight become muted and powdery. She could hear slow creaking and the steady tap of hail from the woods. She jumped as something landed on her head and fell on the path. She looked down and saw a jar fly, coated in frost and cracked where it had fallen.

The creaking grew louder as she walked, and she could hear whispers from the branches.

She sang, because she knew not to stop. Young girl, young girl, where will you go/I’m going where the cold wind blows/in the pines, in the pines, where the sun don’t ever shine/I will shiver the whole night through.

She heard a quiet wheeze behind her on the path, smelled old hair oil and rotting meat. She could hear a cold, dry hand scrape over cold, dry stubble, hear it lick its lips.

“Young girl, young girl, don’t lie to me,” it said, each word landing like a shovel in wet dirt. “Tell me, where did you sleep last night?”

And she ran.

She left the path, stumbling over twisting, exposed roots and slipping on dark, thick patches of moss. Strangled voices from the trees shouted as she passed.

She ran deeper into the woods until she reached a tall tree next to a wide, dark creek. The tree’s branches were heavy with bound men, heavy black shoes kicking slowly. She turned and saw the haint, drum-tight gray skin stretching over its face in a pitiless grin, patting back its greasy hair as it walked toward her. She looked at the river and saw bodies float by.

The haint scratched its bony, bare chest under its overalls with thick, yellow nails, looking down at her.

“Heard you sing, my darlin’ gal,” it said. “My crops need tended, my dinner needs cooked and my bed’s so cold, my darlin’ gal. You git on home, my darlin’ gal.”

She closed her eyes and ran toward the sound of cold water, feeling it close over her head.

She felt calm and cold as her vision dimmed and, unbidden, the words drifted through her mind. In the pines, in the pines, where the sun don’t ever shine/and I shivered the whole night through.

And then she felt a strong hand grab her by the hair and drag her out of the water. 

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We are thrilled to provide a sneak peek of cover art created by the lovely and talented Claudia Cangini for our upcoming anthology, Bargains. The anthology, edited by Darren Hennessy and scheduled for publication in 2019, is a collection about people making contact with Outsiders, beings that aren’t native to this world or have been banished from it, and then cutting deals with them. The reasons for these bargains and what both parties seek to get out of the arrangement may vary, but there is always a cost.

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We are ON THE MOVE. 

Watch this space in upcoming weeks for information about two exciting new anthologies from Pine Float Press. In addition, join Pine Float Press founder Sean Demory and Pine Float Press contributor J.R. Boles at Kansas City’s 49th ConQuest science fiction and fantasy convention May 25 - 27. 

BE THERE. YOU’LL PAY FOR THE WHOLE SEAT BUT YOU’LL ONLY USE THE EDGE! 

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Another excerpt from Kudzu, an upcoming Pine Float offering by the lovely and talented A. E. Ash. When Lilah was old enough to drive, she worked the agricultural extension in the summers. The heat tore into her, wore her out--would do for anyone so on her lunch breaks she cut through the back twenty of the lab building, past the melon fields and out toward the channel. She slept at the knobbed-knees of a sprawling live oak tree. An ancient oak, several houses’ square’s width with branches that snaked along the earth around its own trunk.

She dreamed against the oak’s shaded bark. The stillness was complete.

Hot sun on leaves and moss, no wind. Summer noon and it was too hot for the cicadas to sing. Too hot to be awake so she slept.

Everything smelled like dirt and leaves and moss and heat. She stirred against moss-kissed bark and dreamed.

She dreamed of the churchyard--a muddy mouth with broken white teeth. Stones like chipped and crooked teeth, names worn away by coast-breeze and time. She stirred against the oak and felt a chill that wasn’t hers to feel. October-cool and rusted-brown, a dead place full of dead things that had long since surrendered themselves to dust.

Once-warm brown skin or strong hands or hair salt-scented from the coast-breeze over winding waterways and marsh. Once laughter-bent lips, teeth strong and white.

Once alive. Now not.

She slept and the oak stirred in a marsh-breeze that wasn’t there so far inland. Mossy-barked and patience, firm at her back…

She slept and the oak whispered to her in a voice of aged branch and leaf and rotted moss--

Delilah Gale,  there’s sleep, and then there’s sleep. Best you know the difference between the two while you’re still awake.

Best you don’t let them near you when you slumber.

Best you sleep with one eye open...

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Pine Float Press is getting its collective hustle ON. 

Join Pine Float Press authors A.E. Ash, J.R. Boles and Sean Demory December 15 at the Kansas City Science Fiction and Fantasy Club’s December meeting, holiday party and PALOOKAVILLE LAUNCH PARTY. The party starts at 7 p.m. at the Writer’s Place, 3607 Pennsylvania. There’ll be readings from supervillain noir anthology Palookaville, there’ll be surprises, there’ll be refreshments and door prizes and true tales of villainy and… EVERYTHING. 

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Probably not that wild. You can never tell, though. 

Join Pine Float Press authors A.E. Ash, J.R. Boles and Sean Demory at the Kansas City Science Fiction and Fantasy Club’s December meeting, holiday party and PALOOKAVILLE LAUNCH PARTY. The party starts at 7 p.m. at the Writer’s Place, 3607 Pennsylvania. There’ll be readings, there’ll be surprises, there’ll be refreshments and games and some of the best people around. And you! Join us... join us... 

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Now that Palookaville’s in the tank (now available in print and electronic formats,) our eyes turn to the next project. We are excited to present an excerpt from A.E. Ash’s upcoming collection, Kudzu. As with all of her work, this one combines exquisite imagery and a keen grasp of story to create something very special. Enjoy.  The Echomancer’s Daughter Something is not right…             It’s summer. Late August, to be exact--her birthday’s come and gone with its tired attempt at a party, weak Kool Aid and sunburn. The early evening is so hot the asphalt is still melty and the air smells like honeysuckle and the papermill. Mosquitoes hover in clouds over puddles or human flesh and everything in the world buzzes--skeeters, yes, and frogs and cicadas and goodness knows what in the shrubs and shaded places.             This is what passes for silence in the Carolina lowcountry. The girl scratches idly at one of the many bites on her arm.             Something is not right…             “Delilah Gale--”             She freezes in place. First and middle name...she knows Aunt Hazel’s getting mad, trying to wrangle her and the other cousins back to the station wagon.         

The girl can’t worry about that. Something is wrong, and she keeps moving towards it. Towards the off-ness. It’s the most echoey of all the parks around town, after all--both a Civil War and Revolutionary War fort, and chock full of wrong.             “Delilah, you best get back here--”             “Innnaminute!” She calls out, all one hasty-yelled word.             Fireflies hover ahead of her in a whirl of flickering green, concentrating in one place in a copse of pines. They rise, fall, spin apart and draw back together like that magnet and iron filings experiment in school. When they reassemble, tighter than before, they form a shape.             The shape of a person.             It’s not very clear at first but the girl waits, knowing this is what she was feeling--the chill hiding in the heat, the goosebumps that had no sane reason but were there all the same.             The girl doesn’t move because where the firefly man stands--she sees him clearer now--the crickets and cicadas and even the wind make no sound.            

It’s not just chilly there, it’s flat-out  cold.             She shivers again, her summer perma-sweat freezing away and it feels like spiders are running a hundred meter dash along her arms and spine.             The firefly man raises his arm--he’s holding something. Something long... a sword.             The girl’s ears pop. She hears static, like radio or TV fuzz. Her world goes night-dark and even the firefly light dims to a swamplight green but she still sees him and now he’s not a cloud of bugs but a man with strange white hair in a ponytail, his pointy hat crooked and where his eyes should be there are only holes.            

His coat is bright, the girl notices. So bright red with a double row of shiny buttons.             PUT YOURSELF TO THE SWORD.             A voice like hurts curls through the air, a bruise-purple voice, thick and cruel.             NOW.             He obeys. In a strange, jerking motion the empty-eyed man in the bright red coat staggers forward until the girl sees the point of his sword sticking out of his back, shiny with a red more real and rich than any fabric dye.             The girl blinks then remembers what she’s been told by not one but two women who have now gone to the good Lord.             “You do not belong here. Leave--get on home, lost one. Echoes are not welcome here.” the girl almost always forgets the last part (the one her gramma said was the most important) but the man’s roar of pain and rage jogs her mind back to what she’s supposed to be doing.             She lifts her hands and shakes them a little, both wrists noisy with clacking beaded bracelets. Beads in what gramma called “haint blue.” Special beads on special thread--             COWARD--             The pain and smoke voice is not talking to the man anymore, the girl knows but she shakes her wrists again, claps three times and the vision fades. Red coat, scarlet blood melt back into twilight and the quiet green of firefly luminescence. 

            The girl takes a breath and the air is again swamp-humid and the insect and frog songs are almost deafening after that icy silence.             She’s so tired.             The Echo--what her mama always said she preferred to call what gramma named haints--is gone. Making them go away is hard work in a way the girl does not understand. She falls to her butt onto the already dampening grass.            “Miss Delilah Gale Trouble, you are going to march. Now.” Aunt Libby’s not just mad, she’s pissed and uses the girl’s nickname like a curse word, yanking her up to standing by one frizzing braid. The girl doesn’t fight back, or even really care. She did what she needed to do.             Sitting in the back seat of the beat-up Oldsmobile wagon, making herself small against the seat and away from bickering cousins, she tries not to wonder if they fireflies knew what was happening to them when the Echo-man used them. She tried not to wonder if the Pain-Voice was a different Echo than Red Coat.             She tries not to think about any of it at all. The girl watches powerlines rise and dip as the car speeds by while staticky talk radio hisses and pops from the front seat. She lets her mind unfocus, drifting from worries into a dream of lightning bugs dancing over an unmarked grave.

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Pine Float Press is pleased to expand the release of Palookaville, our newest shared-world anthology, to old-school printspace.  Books, my dear reader. BOOKS. 

In addition to our electronic offering, Palookaville will be available in print through Lulu.com. Whether in paper or pixels, it’s a rare gem:  Palookaville is a blue-collar supervillain antholology set in the shadows of the superheroic world. Second-string criminals, masked mooks and clued-in henchmen leave the stresses of the criminal world behind and live “normal lives” in the sleepy bedroom town of Powell Heights until the outside world muscles its way in.  Fortunately, the citizens of Palookaville know all about muscle work. Powell Heights has always kept its distance from the City. The town, half an hour away from the Federal Penitentiary and the State Hospital and twenty minutes by train from the City, has made a handy living from crime since Vincenzo “Pretty Vinnie” Buonatesta muscled his way into defacto ownership of the prison during his incarceration and rebuilt the town as a place where his crew and hangers-on could regroup and live out from under the eye of the law. The locals started to call their town “Palookaville.” The name stuck, changing from a mark of shame to a badge of pride as more Mob soldiers and the freelance muscle that served the growing ranks of super-villains settled in the town and the town grew to accommodate their needs. They felt secure in Palookaville, knowing that they were as close to invisible and untouchable as anyone could be in a world where the gods walked and titans battled in the skies.  Untouchable and invisible until Gaia of the Five Freedoms was found dead in Buonatesta Park. “PALOOKAVILLE is a wonderfully weird, occasionally violent, often funny, deeply twisted revisionist look at the super hero genre.” –Jonathan Maberry, New York Times bestselling author of Punisher: Naked Kills and Black Panther: Power

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Pine Float Press is proud to announce the publication of Palookaville, our second shared-world anthology. 

Palookaville is a blue-collar supervillain antholology set in the shadows of the superheroic world. Second-string criminals, masked mooks and clued-in henchmen leave the stresses of the criminal world behind and live “normal lives” in the sleepy bedroom town of Powell Heights until the outside world muscles its way in. Fortunately, the citizens of Palookaville know all about muscle work.

Powell Heights has always kept its distance from the City. The town, half an hour away from the Federal Penitentiary and the State Hospital and twenty minutes by train from the City, has made a handy living from crime since Vincenzo “Pretty Vinnie” Buonatesta muscled his way into defacto ownership of the prison during his incarceration and rebuilt the town as a place where his crew and hangers-on could regroup and live out from under the eye of the law.

The locals started to call their town “Palookaville.” The name stuck, changing from a mark of shame to a badge of pride as more Mob soldiers and the freelance muscle that served the growing ranks of super-villains settled in the town and the town grew to accommodate their needs. They left the struggles of their workaday world in the City for the most part, blowing off steam on the Boardwalk or mixing it up in the roving barfight by the docks and then going home to their families.  They felt secure in Palookaville, knowing that they were as close to invisible and untouchable as anyone could be in a world where the gods walked and titans battled in the skies.  Untouchable and invisible until Gaia of the Five Freedoms was found dead in Buonatesta Park. “PALOOKAVILLE is a wonderfully weird, occasionally violent, often funny, deeply twisted revisionist look at the super hero genre.” –Jonathan Maberry, New York Times bestselling author of Punisher: Naked Kills and Black Panther: Power Palookaville is now available in ebook format on Lulu.com. Watch this space for more distribution news. 

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We’ve been so busy putting the finishing touches on Palookaville, the latest Pine Float Press anthology (which is SPECTACULAR, by the way,) that we’ve neglected to mention the modest Kickstarter campaign that’s underway to zhoosh the thing up and get a very limited edition paperback copy of the book into the world. If you’re interested in seeing bad people doing bad things, take a glance. 

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In the spirit of the season, Pine Float Press is proud to present an excerpt from A.E. Ash’s upcoming collection, Kudzu. As with all of Ms. Ash’s best work, “Cypress” is lush, evocative and wonderfully, uniquely uneasy. We hope you enjoy this excerpt and are as excited as we are to see Kudzu make its way into the world in 2018.  Cypress

 Easy now my girl, my boy don’t

go past the

bottle trees. Stop. Shhh-

 --Don’t move--

 In the shallows, see it?

In the moss-shadow where

the moon can’t go?

 Hear it?

 Quiet now. Those scritches on bark,

that hissssssss,

that soft splash--

 --Stay where you are--

 Don’t tread soft ground,

my children, my loves...

Don’t go near the knees of cypress trees--

 Wait. Sniff the air.

 Pluff mud, fish gut,

no breeze by why does the moss stir?

Salty inland low tide--

 Watch. It parts the water,

cuts pondscum down the middle

dips back into the warm dark.

 --Back on up now--

 It doesn’t want to steal

your breath but

your bloodwarm hearts beat so strong…

 It doesn’t mean to borrow

your soul, to drain your marrow

through a hole in the light.

--hush, child, hush--

 Do as I say and fast.

Get behind the bottle tree, away

from water like oil like

 a long, late shadow. My children,

my loves, swamps ain’t for play.

Go--run on home. Run.

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As we prepare for October’s Kickstart/pre-order for Palookaville, we pause for a second to consider the plight of Adrian Toomes. 

We’ve all been there. You’re a self-made person, an entrepreneur attempting to balance the responsibilities of home and business. You’re not a showboat, you don’t have a vendetta for the ages or a kingdom to restore. You’ve got a crew, a mortgage, a kid who’s smart enough to go to a good school and a spouse who more than deserves a week at Puerto Vallarta.  You’re an earner. For you, it’s not an adventure; it’s just a job. 

Adrian Toomes would feel very much at home in Palookaville.

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