I wanna see you twerk it.

yeah, oh shit

YEAH, OH SHIT

took a hard, violent fall

kind of pinballed down

hit a LOT of railings

broke a LOT of shit

i’m not gonna say i survived

i’m gonna say i THRIVED

i met a dolphin down there

and i swear to God, that dolphin looked not at me

but into my soul

into my GODDAMN SOUL, annie

and he said, i’m saving you, megan

not with his mouth

but he said it

i’m assuming telepathically

TAG YOUR FUCKING PORN

Sexual orientation: Middle aged actresses 

Rape Culture? What is this “Rape Culture” you speak of? Seriously though, this is terrifying. God forbid I wear a skirt outside — I’m just ASKING   to be raped if I do that.

The 58% statistic actually terrifies me more than any other. Suddenly change the word and you don’t care? 

No one will ever be able to convince me that words hold no power.

Time Ladies aaw yeaah <3

this is PERFECT

"how will i explain gay couples to my children”

if you can explain to your children that an immortal man in a red suit who lives in the north pole travels around the entire world on one night every year on a sleigh carried by magical flying deer i think itll be easy enough to tell them two people are in love

Goddess. 

"She’s the same way back then as she is now, which is really, really funny and incredibly hard-working and a very supportive and loyal friend.” - Amy Poehler

Puppies and snow