Probably my favorite part about being the owner of a business is the part where you work longer hours and forget what day it is. Yep. Definitely my favorite part.

You short-handed or something? 

I’ve put blood, sweat, tears, and a lot of booze into Spongebob The Musical. And now we’re the most nominated musical of the season, and I… am an actual, living, breathing Tony award nominee?

What. The. Fuck. Guys.

Congratulations on the nominations. Are you personally nominated amongst those nominations?

Life altering question:

Is it rude to text someone you accidentally kissed and ask to take it back?

Everyone that says no gets a cookie. 

How do you accidentally kiss somebody?

That’s smart actually, figure out a system and get a routine down before you try to mix it up then. And it’s partly that you can’t be away from her either… admit it. You’re more than welcome bud, well I’m happy to whenever you need, and so is Mer.

Thanks, Christian. I'm always grateful for your support. Hey, some of the vacancies here are starting to fill up. You and Merritt still wanna come by and see the available lofts and apartments?

Supply an demand I guess, kinda hard to get dangerous animals in this city.

Not if you’re alright with paying the zoos a visit. And if they’re bold enough to try at a robbery, they’re probably comfortable swaying some tigers to assist.

I know, we already talked it over and set up a payment plan to cover all the damages. That was probably the easiest part of that conversation. 

Was it? That’s hard to believe but good to know. You closing the studio down until things get fixed or is the damage not that serious? If they were messing around with those powers on purpose, they’re gonna owe you more than just damage payments.

So apparently one of my students just discovered taht she can control water, which is great except she flooded my studio today.  I’m kind of glad that I missed it, but if anyone knows something about fixing flooding problems I would greatly appreciate it. 

I can help with cleaning up but have the student/parents pay for any water damages.

Some people just can’t take a friendly suggestion sometimes. A neutral zone is a neutral zone for a reason, it’s not a ‘neutral zone until I feel like doing whatever I want’ zone. Good thing I have the power of persuasian on my side.

Who’s actually set up and agreed upon an alleged neutral zone in these times? You telling me your power of persuasion was beating some folks out of this zone?

Just watched some idiot try to rob a store with their power - animal communication. A flock of birds at his disposal until a mutiny happened and they turned on him.

Riley hardly moved by car whenever she was supposed to meet people at night. Weirdly, she felt safer if she walked. In her vehicle, she was more of a target for unexpected attacks and had less room to defend herself if it came to it. Without a car, there was also less evidence of her whereabouts if she were to ever be caught on camera or anything. Her pace was fast and confident as she began to approach her destination, an empty alley behind a boutique that had been destroyed months ago. She tried to ignore the scenes she encountered on her way, namely a car setting on fire and the cries of help from a man whose store was being robbed. 

She stopped in her tracks when, not too far away from the alley, the sound of glass shattering disrupted the surroundings, as a group of people flew out of a window, clearly immerse in an intense fight. Riley stood still, letting the situation unfold and waiting for them to move or chase eachother down the street, but when another blast was heard and someone crashed on the pavement, next to her boots, she rolled her eyes, glancing down at them with a quirked eyebrow. “You’re in my way” she stated coldly, clearly unimpresed by whatever was going on. 

As Cobra, Levi had been tasked with extracting some paperwork as well as backup files from a councilman’s office. It should have been fairly easy if not for the fact that others had agendas that night for crime fighting and good-doing. With his goggles switched to night vision, he remained posted on an adjacent rooftop with a silencer secured on his rifle, patiently studying the route of security within the building. After a solid hour of laying low and studying, he positioned the loaded weapon and fixed one eye into the scope, expertly incapacitating the first, and then second guard on the floor above. The shots shattered the glass, simultaneously providing him access into the building; much to his surprise the breaking of the glass hadn’t set off any alarms.

That makes a lot of sense, true. I think that’s a parental rule, isn’t it? Honestly I’m not so much either– I’ve been called a wallflower for good reason. But, same. I feel like it’s different when you’re around great friends. Sadly so. We’ve just been so busy that we haven’t taken much time to do so. Do you know if there are any openings in your building?

Think so. I probably wouldn’t care about being called by my full name if I liked it but I’ve heard a lot of folks do that with kids. Have you? I wouldnt’ve known that about you but I suppose it’s not something that folks tend to advertise about themselves much. There are, yeah. I told Christian there were a couple vacancies here, so if y’all want to come by sometime and look, let me know. I can show you them. 

Sick. Just a week before my wedding. Can’t even see my fiance because I’m a walking germ. Whatcha got for me? Any takers? No Benadryl? Maybe some NyQuil? I’ll take it all!

You feeling any better now?