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musical cacophony;

@theashemarie / theashemarie.tumblr.com

ashe ☆ lesbian ace ☆ 30 ☆ USA ☆ she/her
Sleepy. Katie is my enabler wife. Sometimes a family is two gay girls and Kermit the Frog.
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Hi there! I’m Ashe! I write a lot, and that’s probably why you’re here. Thanks for stopping in!

She/they, autigender, lesbian ace, sleepy like all the time, Hydra Splatling/Heavy Splatling main. Salmon Run is my lifeblood.

This is my main blog and I post anything and everything here! My writing tag is #ashe writes and that's where you can find sneak peeks. Please send me asks about writing; I have a masters degree in creative writing and desperately want to use it.

Find my work: AO3 | Writing here on Tumblr

Other projects: Salmon Run Tips | Pearlina Week

Icon and header artist and my real life wife: @katiemonz!

Notable work:

Splatoon: Climbing(Endlessly)_Tetralogy.Floor series, Holidays Without You series, Hammered Silver, Meet Me on the Rink, Etched on the Body Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: The Old College Try, Very Thoughtful, Aftershocks Sonic the Hedgehog: Foray, Breaking Point, assorted old fics that you'll have to search to find.

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I'm taking away the word empathy from the NTs until they discover it isn't a synonym for "giving a shit about people"

In an attempt to be less of a dick:

empathy is a brain function that some people (including me!) struggle with.

There are three types! Affective empathy, which is basically the ability to read other people's emotions, Somatic empathy, the classic "I feel sad because you're sad" and Cognitive empathy, which is the ability to accurately guess what people are thinking and feeling.

If you use empathy to mean "caring about other people" when you could use words like compassion, you're implying a large subsection of the population (including people you may know) are heartless and bad simply because of the way they were born!

Not cool!

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oh yeah i’m going radio silent on socials until i finish this next fic so if you see me yell at me

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I kept thinking about the superficial similarities between Shahra and Blaze, so I made an AU out of it.

In this AU, Shahra doesn't go to Sonic to ask him for help; she is betrayed by Erazor earlier on and gets trapped by him, leaving her younger sister, Dunyazad, to stop Erazor and save the Arabian Nights. Dunyazad is much more closed-off than Shahra, and she is determined to save Shahra on her own. However, The Narrative mandates that she seek out an external Hero to aid her, so she (extremely reluctantly) seeks out the famed blue hedgehog.

Like Blaze in Sonic Rush, Dunyazad is resentful of and antagonistic towards Sonic at first, as she sees him as someone meddling in things that don't concern him. Over time, however, she learns that she is allowed to exist as a person outside of her supporting role as "Shahra's devoted sister," and as such, is entitled to her own feelings and desires.

As for Sonic... Because of Dunyazad's visual and narrative resemblance to Blaze, Sonic comes to terms with some feelings of his own... :)

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About the AO3 "No Guest Comments for a while" warning

If you're not following any of AO3's social media accounts you might be in the dark as to what kind of "spam comments" have engendered this banner at the top of the site:

These spam comments have been posted about a great deal on the AO3 subreddit for the past couple of days. Initially they comprised a bunch of guest (logged out users) bot comments that insulted authors by suggesting they were using AI and not writing their own fics. Some examples, from the subreddit:

But it then escalated to outright graphic porn images and gifs being posted in comments, again by logged out 'Guest' accounts. Obviously, I'm not going to give examples of those, but between these two bot infestations, AO3 has clearly decided to act and has temporarily closed the ability to post comments for users who are not logged in with an AO3 account.

Unfortunately, this means that genuine readers who don't have an AO3 account won't be able to leave comments on fics that they enjoy.

If you are a genuine reader who doesn't yet have an AO3 account, I strongly suggest getting yourself on the waiting list for one. More and more AO3 authors are now locking their fics down to registered users only - either due to these bot comments or concerns about AI scraping their work - which means you're probably missing out on a lot of great stuff.

Hopefully guest commenting will be enabled again at some point soon, but I suggest not waiting until then. Get yourself on that list.

Wait times are going to be longer than usual at the moment, due to the current Wattpad purge [info on Fanlore | Wattpad subreddit thread], but if you're in line, then your invite will come through eventually.

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All i wish for 2024 is every creator to start that project they’ve been thinking about, write those fics they have been planning, make messy art, and to have as little burnout as possible.

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The social attitude regarding age is consistently getting weirder. You’re not ‘pushing 30’ you’re just in your late 20s. 30 is not old and neither is 40 while I’m at it. Growing older is an enormous privilege and displaying that age is a gorgeous component of life. Spending your days trying to reverse that grace breeds an eternally wasted life.

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“We should at least give it a look,” Marina continues, as if she can’t read Pearl like her favorite manga—as if she doesn’t already know that Pearl is going to cave. “If it’s unsalvageable, we can pull it down. No point in leaving it up, right?”
Pearl sits back in her chair, crossing one leg over the other. Her foot bounces as they stare at each other, a small habit that she’d picked up from Marina over the years. “It’ll be salvageable.”
The grin that Marina hits her with is like the sunset over Mount Nantai, the first day they met: large and breathtaking. “Yeah?” she asks, pleased with the unsaid acquiesce to this years-long request.
“Yeah.” Pearl leans her elbow into the desk and her cheek into her fist. “Because you can fix anything.”
[So there's this treehouse in Pearl's backyard that really needs fixing up... Written for You & Me Against the Universe: a Pearlina fanzine. With art by SquidRyder!!]

My @pearlinazine piece is up now! Reminder that leftover sales open April 21, 2024 at noon EST!

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Go read @theashemarie 's story Sequencing!

Summary:

"Pearl’s on a mission. A mission to retrieve her most important thing: her wife, her partner, her beautiful, guiding light, who was stolen from her very dramatically in the middle of the night. Knocked her out after a concert when they were transferring from the car to their apartment and whisked Marina away. The last thing Pearl heard before she was pistol whipped by an octoshot was Marina smashing some poor octoling into the ground and the shattering noise of a pair of hypno goggles as they made contact with the concrete. When Pearl woke, Marina was gone..." Marina: kidnapped and trying to escape. Pearl: trying to find her. A boombox: the bridge between them. [A partially silly, partially serious take on a hypothetical Splatoon 3 hero mode.]

I really enjoyed drawing all these sketches, especially that shot of Marina absolutely decking that poor Octoling in the face (beacuse I love giving her muscles) and Pearl with her entourage! Hopefully this entices people to read this and other stories by her. They're all really good and made me go down the Pearlina hole!!!

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HELLO??? WHAT!!! I saw this last night when I was at a work thing so I didn’t have time to respond but trust when I tell you I kept looking back at these images all night I MEAN it! Everything is just so so perfect!!

PEARL’S OCTO POSSE!! MARINA’S HAYMAKER!!! CALLIE AND MARIE TRYING THEIR BEST AND PEARL HAVING NONE OF IT!! And the way you captured the moment when Pearl broke Marina free??? Breathtaking, astounding, no notes, perfect—especially Marina’s soft, tender expression… I am enthralled.

THANK YOU so so much!! 😭😭😭❤️

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