No mourners, no funerals.

Getting silly with it

Tweaking his design a little bit maybe

You and I, having a rendezvous?

DISHONORED (2012) | Dev. Arkane Studios.

No, Mr. Horse, don’t worry, I certainly don’t have a Plinko down here! What I do have is this lovely cask of wine, specifically for horses, Amontillado in fact! Exquisite vintage.

I know you’re not supposed to be in this hospital, but if you’ll just follow me down this corridor—no, that’s not blood on the floor, it’s color theory, I’ll explain it later—I can bring you to this cask of wine that is certainly NOT a plinko machine—

I'm telling you, Blorbo, I have the finest copy of my shows in the basement, please follow me

we can take the Eeby Deeby - no, no, I promise it's not going to Gay Superhell - look, Eebders Deebeorg was an outlier adn should not have been counted

Where did I get this Eeby Deeby? Well, there was this lovely Middle Eastern gentleman who was selling copper, the finest copper—

hnnnnngg I’m trying to get blorbo into my plinko but the eeby deeby I bought from the copper merchant who as it turns out was EXTREMELY disreputable (who is he, to treat me with such contempt?!) is dummy thicc, thicc enough to block the Suez Canal in fact, and the eebert of the deebert is so scrimblo bimblo it keeps alerting the horse

yoU PLINKO BLORBO?! you plinko blorbo like the HORSE?! Oh, Eeby Deeby for Glup Shitto! Eeby Deeby for Glub Shitto for 1000 YEARS

“Eeby Deeby” is, in this case, putting an orange buttered cat face-first into a trashcan

my name is blorb and when its nite and eeby deeby castiel's flight poe and wine cause discourse

i'm ever given; i plink the horse

Hey you know that post about Tumblr being incomprehensible to outside audiences?

@darkespeon11

man, let him has his lunch in peace

shows should have 22 episodes a season again where half of them are low stakes silly fun shit happening. this i believe with my whole heart

#i miss monsters of the week #i miss bottle episodes #i miss side quests #i miss giving characters time to breathe and grow over time #i miss being able to show a friend a favourite standalone episode when they haven't seen the show #cause they don't need to know the overarching story to enjoy it #i miss getting to enjoy a show over the course of 6 months instead of watching it in a week and forgetting it a month later ( via @runs-in-the-family )

Lucifer is trying to hold on with his last strength....

Guys, guys, guys! Don't worry! See, he's fiiiiine. He's totally fiiiine! So strong. Our King

This isn't very love love peace peace, eurovision

Getting info about Eurovision burning after you decided to boycott this shit is the best feeling, burn more, to the ground

funniest fire emblem character

kiss

lord the peasants are so loud today

pheasants. PHeasants. The birds

Don't you mean classist Typo, as in discriminating against poor people, and not classicist, the type of academic who studies antiquity in southern Europe?

I want to put them all in an enclosure and see what happens.

Odysseus: “I’m in danger.”

Someone in the tags mentioned how seeing Odysseus would undo all of Achilles afterlife character growth and I had to draw it.

Odysseus of Ithaca?? In my Hades 2 Game??

Extremely funny how different the starting stakes are in Hades and Hades 2 like

Zagreus: I need to move out so fucking bad if I don't I'm killing my dad or myself or both

Melinoë: I lost my entire family and Olympus is burning and the dead are stuck in permanent limbo and I am personally and single handedly responsible for fixing this all