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SMORCH
tonights/next years vibe
Rookie——> SUCESS
Actually this is more like Rookie's friend Spencer (who I don't nearly talk enough about) Spencer is very cheerful and optimistic but a bit more of a realist and much calmer than Rookie.
While Rookie acts like she's totally happy, she actually has a lot of demons, depression, anxiety, PTSD, and really low self esteem, she just hides it insanely well
Selma: Do not touch my scissors,Rookie! *6 year old Rookie later that day* 6 year old Rookie: *Cuts her hair with a paper of scissors*
Bold of you to assume Selma doesn't put all the sharp objects in a locked box
*Mime Sees Sheriff Asleep He gets an idea then he hugs him*
The Sheriff never sleeps, also does Mime get off on the danger of situations? Does he like near death experiences? Also what's his thing with hugging people? In real life, thats very creepy
For the outfit ask, Blinking’Miss in G?
Fun fact
Rookie was mostly nonverbal growing up and didn't talk unless it was with someone she knew and trusted. This caused her to be eerily silent a lot and it creeped out a lot of people
I bet when Rookie was young she was was dealing with Mime Bandit at a young age so went like this: Young Mime Bandit: *Throws a piece of bread at Rookie’s face* ... *Rookie flips Mime over* Young Rookie: *Walks away* Fuck that clown!
Rookie, now a cop and allowed to punch people whenever she wants to:
Also is Mime aware that he was bullying an autistic child?? Because that would be a really dickish thing to do
*Mime looks at Sheriff with tears in his eyes* Mime Bandit: *Holds up a sign that says: Why don’t ya like hugs?* *He cries more*
The Sheriff doesn't like it when people touch him, he feels restricted and uncomfortable
*Shows Rookie some Pokemon frog types*
While Rookie would have some frog Pokemon, she still needs variety in her team to ensure victory
*Plays UNO with Rookie* *Puts a draw 4 down and changes the color to green*
And you were never seen again
She-wolf: Hi Rookie !
Rookie waves back
Sheriff: Mime,just how dumb you are? Mime Bandit: *Holds up a sign that says: It variries.*
Sheriff: Your spelling begs to differ
honestly this is why Assassins Creed cosplayers are my favourite cosplayers because you’re never sure when one of them is gonna just bust out the parkour but you know at least one of them in a group can do it.
Are you sure they are not Actual Assassins?
modern day Assassins dress as historical assassin to blend in a crowd of cosplayers and #remain_undetected
none of the people even turned when he did that, too, so I’m convinced we’re either living in a simulation or that was an actual assassin
ROOKIE THE SPIDER MONKEY!
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