Lol just found McDonald's doordash on someone's doorstep #hunter #gatherer
That’s literally gathering not hunting or did your dumpy ass kill the burger yourself
I killed the dasher
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Lol just found McDonald's doordash on someone's doorstep #hunter #gatherer
That’s literally gathering not hunting or did your dumpy ass kill the burger yourself
I killed the dasher
it’s been almost 4 years and im only reviving this thing if twitter implodes on itself
so um
it’s been almost 4 years and im only reviving this thing if twitter implodes on itself
uuuuuuh
Light a candle directly in front of your automatic Glade spray air freshener that way every 9 minutes a fireball shoots across your living room table, intimidating your house guests, asserting your dominance in your domain
dragon’s blood
5 minute ipad doodle feat @jaxsikorrn’s ocs and rinari
Something quick I made after finishing the new episode.
staying off tumblr idk if/when i’ll be back
if you need to contact me im khajiitis on twitter
staying off tumblr idk if/when i’ll be back
A few weeks ago a 15-year-old called me “Grandma” for being able to remember when the first Twilight film came out, and I still haven’t mentally or emotionally processed this
tag the age u were when twilight came out (2008) i was ten
Only Americans will understand:
Sun setter retractable awning infomercial
IT MAKES OUR PATIO ABOUT 20 DEGREES COOLER
hi im playing da:i again and made my original inquisitor
*walks into a psychology lecture wearing a tshirt with freud’s face on it that says “THIS GUY IS A FUCKING IDIOT” in sparkly bold type*
well im glad SOMEONE got the implied subtext in this post
White veganism is entirely a fad based on moral high ground while vegetarian and vegan cuisines and religions have existed in asia for fuckin centuries
i don’t think he’s coming back
He finally escaped the series