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“This is just my cherished opinion, but I think that pain is the most effective means of discipline. What I think you need right now is not lecturing, but precept. And since you’re on your knees, you’re in just the right position to be easily kicked.” - Levi Ackerman

#my feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeels
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bathtubdefenseattorney

the signs as levi quotes

aries: "maybe he's taking a shit but the shit just won't come out"
taurus: "i'm starting to wonder if your brains don't even live up to that sorry excuse of a beard."
gemini: "what the fuck?"
leo: "if you don't want to die- think."
virgo: "look at all these big ass trees."
libra: "i'm breaking both of your legs."
scorpio: "...fucking disgusting."
sagittarius: "i'm sorry i couldn't set you up with a hot titan date."
capricorn: "i dare you to say that again, you shitting son of a bitch."
aquarius: "hey fuckhead."
pisces: "is it ok if we cut off your hands and legs?"
cancer: "you're joking if you actually think i'd accept help from a shady-ass guy like you."
#aries#100% true#these are the best#so inspirational
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wolfofthemoor
potty mouth bird
[Caption:
[WOMAN (OFF-CAMERA):] He’s gonna come sit by you.
[MAN:] That’s crazy!
[WOMAN (LAUGHING):] Try to pet him.
[MAN:] No, nah, he’s got that big-ass beak on him!
[BIRD:] Fuck you!
[MAN (LAUGHING):] Fuck you?!]
HOLY SHIT
Those birds are smart. They understand an insult.

WELL WHADDAYA KNOW

#me af#thuglife
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