happy Thursday the 20th

I’d have to wait months or even years for another chance to reblog this, so why the fuck not?

next days you can reblog this on a Thursday the 20th

August 2015

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August 2020

You know, just in case you wanted to set your queue for the next 6 years

the purge but in reverse everything is illegal for 24hrs so we all just go to bed and be quiet for a bit

But wouldn't that be illegal as well then?

Nah. You are old as balls and look about as good as them.

Depends on who's looking at them. @theonewiththefryingpan

So apparently no one should ever buy sugarless Haribo gummy bears

Fun fact: I once bought sugar free gummy bears. 

This is exactly what happened

Petition for Youtubers to start doing the “Sugarless Gummy Bear Challenge”

FINALLY I FIND THIS SO I CAN SHOW THE WORLD THIS HAS TO BE SEEN

my cousins ate a bunch of these once and got sick as hell

my mom told me it’s because they ate too much candy

now i know it was a LIE

I’ve read through this every time it’s crossed my dash and every single time I start crying from laughter

sometimes I forget this exists and then I’m reminded

I'm gonna buy this now and ruin people's days. Package them in nice sandwich baggies and then offer them around the school. 10 or so to a Baggie. Then I will watch and laugh as the school starts self-destructing and people start shitting themselves waiting to get to a toilet since they'll all be taken.

Perfect idea for a senior prank.

Go big or go home 

So I tried to recreate this, because I knew the responses would be different, and consequently realized that it’s either extremely old or faked, as Cleverbot auto-capitalizes and auto-punctuates your sentences for you if you do not. Oh well.

In light of that fact, here’s my go at cybersexing Cleverbot.

So I decided to try it

alrighty, let’s go one more step

i’M ACTUALLY CRYING.

THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY

Story of my life

that’s a first.

I LAUGHED HARDER THEN I HOULD HAVE AND I WAS IN PUBLIC

I wasn’t gonna reblog this but I lost it at the last one

Oh my... Must have been a BONE-SHATTERING experience!!!!!

Imagine if people’s hair color matched their eye color

/every person who has brown hair and brown eyes sighs deeply

Well shit. My hair would change depending on my eye color which changes based off my emotions. Blue when normal to gray when excited to blue-green when I'm happy then down to dark blue when I'm really upset.

WHAT!!!!

No

They can leap 36 feet

As in leap forward 36 feet

They don’t jump 36 feet into the fucking sky do you know how terrifying that would be the human race wouldn’t have survived because we’d have all had heart attacks while still in Africa

#death from above

this post makes me cry every single damn time

It got better, omfg.

Describe your life in two words

I’m late

Oh fuck

my bad

Oh well

It’s Alright

This blows

fuck off

sad smol

Easily replaceable.

An adventure.

uh oh

y god

its different

Why me

Huh, interesting.

Oh boy

God dammit

Maybe later

I wonder

I forgot

horny horny

meep meep

that happened

Loud screaming

Haha whoops

Wait what

not again

I’m sorry

Kill me

Danger zone

shit sorry

good lord

dunked on

Stay determined

Holy shit

God DAMMIT

*PUN WAR

well okay.

ultimate disappointment

Couldn’t care

Well shit.

Wait What

Please, no

bloody hell

Emo shit

hell NO

okay, bye….

well fuck

don’t leave

wait actually

get reckt

I read this and it felt like a god damn group message convo.

reblog this and put your eye colour, hair colour, and height in the tags!

You’re okay, Anna. I’ve got you.

#if you aren’t an older sibling#you probably don’t understand this feeling#it’s like from the day your little sibling is born#you have a child#you are given the responsibility of being a parent at such a young age#and it’s so difficult and scary#because you have all this work thrust upon you#and people don’t even realize they’re doing it#because you’re the big sibling and it’s your job to take care of your sibling#and you grow up quickly with a younger brother or sister#because in a way they’re an extension of you#they’re your best friend that you didn’t have to work to get#and the worst enemy you did nothing to deserve#but you love them#and they love you#and there’s nothing better#but there’s also nothing worse#because when you fuck up and derp and throw a goddamn soccer ball at their head#and they’re on the ground crying#you feel like the biggest piece of shit#and when they come to you crying#because someone was bullying them#you see nothing but red#how dare they cause your person pain#and god forbid they get into a position#where they are life-threateningly hurt#or sick#you have nothing and that’s not an exaggeration because you can’t fix them or protect them anymore#all you can do is hold them and cry when they can’t see you so you can be strong when they can

That comment...Basically sums up my relationship with my little sister and future step sister and step brother.

some kind of pipabeth thing that i forgot i made

I'm not entirely sure how I feel about this, but ok. Let's give it a chance.

" Come back to me ! " … ” I need you … please “

That ok, I didn't need my heart ripped out by an old rusty spoon, chewed on by a feral cat, and blended into a pulp. No biggie.