~emily~

i cant wait to get a boyfriend, im all prepared. i punched some holes in the lid of this jar and i put some grass and a twig in it

I can’t afford boomerang so I have to do it myself

Isn’t boomerang like.. free?

She can’t afford it

I can’t afford it

the most universally sacred childhood experience for milllenials was listening to breakaway by kelly clarkson as we dramatically stared out the window during long car rides

here he comes!!

me: wow things are actually going really well for once!

the crippling anxiety, waiting in the corner:

Date someone who will date you

Need me a freak like that

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