arwyn

wish i could call in bitchy to work

sorry boss can’t work today. i woke up and i feel like a total cunt. can’t be trusted with customers

the idealized version of my tomorrow self will fix this

not again

count dracula? um, okay. 1. now what

*he turns into a swarm of bats* ah shit 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15

i hate it when i cant even write a poem about something because its too obvious. like in the airbnb i was at i guess it used to be a kids room cause you could see the imprint of one little glow in the dark star that had been missed and painted over in landlord white. like that's a poem already what's the point

you get it. you get the themes. i dont have time to do it justice. just look at it its on the ceiling

these exchanges and this fiddling about for the collective to appreciate in passing is, to me, true artistic spirit. I don't know what the past was truly like to live, but in my heart i know that humans have always been... like this

last shitmas i poop you my fart lol

sorry to interrupt but conor and ned should have kissed in handsome devil

This is still true 4 years later

Oh my god just realised this was 2017. That was 6 years ago. I'm literally going to vomit.

sorry to interrupt but conor and ned should have kissed in handsome devil

This is still true 4 years later

Fuck off! It’s Thursday! Don’t Forget to submerge yourself in a false persona and forget who you truly are! 

Don’t ask what’s going on in british politics right now.

Electronic advertising commemorating Queen Elizabeth, partly destroyed by something hard. London, 2022.

Found art

suck it Banksy