mama, just killed a man, put a gun against his head and said 'vibe check' now hes dead
there’s honestly nothing worse than an apple that’s not crisp like don’t come near me with that grainy soft shit, that weak ass crunch i’d rather die
“Where does all your money go?“
Me:
I made a giant worm on string! (featuring regular worm for scale - and then my hand!) he’s big! 155cm of worm!
MOTHERFUCKER
UNLIMITED
Uptown girls (2003) dir. Boaz Yakin
be sure to pee after sex so you don’t get an hdmi
Their heart is in the right place
What do you think of The Eric Andre Show?
“Is he a mystery? Is he a cartoon character? Is he real?”
This ur own fault for not adhering to the 3.4 oz rule
love when pets walk by like they have somewhere to be
me thinking about the continuous progression of time