I was told I should post this snapstory

Now why would you be getting torbjorns ass.. oh.. ASKS,

Hell o kids, what is the hiz happening toda y

siegeln / REINHARDT.

“I meant that you need to take better care of yourself. Y’know Ana and Torbjorn are both paranoid that one of these days you’re’re going to charge right in on a minefield. And I agree, speaking as one soldier to another. Besides, if you’re old, what does that make me?”

FASHION // APPEARANCE STATS !!

BOLD what applies to your muse TAGGED @alshrike ty bae  TAGGING SHIT idk anyone man do et

BODY.

Long legs. Short legs. Average legs. Slender thighs. Toned thighs. Thick thighs. Muscular thighs.Skinny arms. Toned arms. Soft arms. Muscular arms. Toned stomach. Flat stomach. Flabby Stomach. Soft stomach.  Six-pack. Beer belly. Lean frame. Beefy/muscular frame. Voluptuous frame. Petite frame. Lanky frame. Short nails. Long nails. Manicured nails. Dirty nails. Flat ass.Toned ass. Bubble butt. Thick ass. Thighbrows(?). Small waist. Thick waist. Narrow hips. Average hips. Wide hips. Big feet. Average feet. Small feet. Soft feet. Slender feet. Calloused hands. Soft hands. Big hands. Average hands. Small hands. Long fingers.Short fingers. Average fingers.Broad shoulder. Narrow shoulder. Underweight. Average weight. Overweight.

HEIGHT ( click here to convert to feet ).

Shorter than 140 cm. 141 cm-150 cm. 151 cm to 160 cm. 161 cm to 172 cm. 173 cm to 180cm.181 cm to 190 cm. 191 cm to 2m. Taller than 2 m.

SKIN.

Pale. Rosy(?). Olive. Dark. Tanne(?)d. Blotchy. Smooth. Acne. Dry. Greasy. Soft.

EYES.

Small. Large. Average. Grey. Brown. Blue. Green. Gold. Hazel. Doe-eyed. Almond. Close-set. Wide-set. Squinty. Monolid. Epicanthic fold. Heavy eyelids. Upturned. Downturned.

HAIR.

Thin. Thick. Fine. Normal. Greasy. Dry. Soft. Shiny. Curly. Frizzy. Wild. Unruly. Straight. Smooth.Wavy. Floppy. Cropped. Pixie-cut. Shoulder length. Back length. Waist length. Buzz cut. Undercut. Bald. A bit below the jaw length. Mullet. Mohawk. White. Platinum blonde. Orange blonde. Golden blonde. Redhead. Dirty blonde. Blondette. Ombre. Light brown. Mouse brown. Chestnut brown. Chocolate brown. Dark brown. Jet black. Ginger. Auburn. Copper. Dyed red. Dyed any “unnatural color”. Thin eyebrows. Average eyebrows. Thick eyebrows.

TATTOOS / PIERCINGS.

Full sleeve. Thigh tattoo. Neck tattoo. Chest tattoo. One tattoo. A few here and there. Multiple. No tattoo.  Monroe piercing. Nose piercing. Septum. Nipple piercing(s). Genital piercing(s). Industrial piercings. Earlobe piercing. Prince Albert piercing. Eyebrow piercing(s). Tongue piercing(s). Lip piercing(s). Tragus piercing. Angelbites. Labret. Stretches out ears. Navel piercing. Inverse navel piercing. Cheek piercing(s). Smiley. Nape piercing(s). No piercing.

COSMETICS.

Eyeliner. Light eyeliner. Heavy eyeliner. Cat eyes. Mascara. Fake eyelashes. Matte lipstick.Regular lipstick. Lipgloss. Red lips. Pink lips. Dark lips. Bronzer. Highlighter.Eyeshadow. Neutral eyeshadow. Smoky eyes. Colorful eyeshadow. Blush. Lipliner. Light contouring. Heavy contouring. Powder. Matte foundation. Shiny foundation. Concealer. Wears make up regularly. Wears it from time to time. Uses only light makeup. Never wears make-up.    

SCENT.

Floral. Fruity. Perfumes. Aftershave. Cocoa. Moisturizer. Shampoo. Cigarettes. Leather. Sweat. Food. Incense. Marijuana. Alcohol. Cologne. Whiskey. Wine. Fried food. Blood.

CLOTHES.

Jeans. Tight pants. Overknee socks. Tights. Leggings. Yoga pants. Pencil skirt. Tight skirt. Loose skirt. Tight/formfitting dress. Cardigans. Blouse. Button up shirt. Band-T-shirt. Sports tshirt.Sweatpants. Tank top. Fur. Faux fur. Leather. Designer. High street. Online stores. Thrift. Lingerie.Long skirt. Miniskirt. Maxidress. Sun dress. Tie. Tuxedo. Cocktail dress. Highslit dress/skirt. T-shirt. Loose clothing. Tight clothing. Jean shorts. Sweater. Sweater vest. Khaki pants. Suit.Hoodie. Harlem pants. Basketball shorts. Boxers. Briefs. Thong. Hotpants. Hipster panties.Bra.Sports bra. Crop top. Corset. Ballerina skirt. Leotard. Polka dot. Stripes. Glitter. Silk. Lace. Velvet. Chemise. Patterns. Florals. Neon colors. Pastels. Black. Dark colors.

SHOES.

Sneakers. Slip-ons. Flats. Slippers. Sandals. High heels. Kitten heels. Ankle boots. Combat boots. (for actual combat purposes in this case) Knee-high. Platforms. Stripper heels. Barefeet. Loafers. Oxfords. Gladiator shoes.

idk what’s funnier to me about someone posting about what i said: the fact they are claiming colorism because i’m whitepassing or because they are literally doing exactly what i talk about on prejudices against half white kids

block me i honestly give two shits about your irrelevant ass 

Honestly I would by lying if I said I haven’t been gone this whole week DURING MY BREAK just to escape the filth that is the Ove.rwatch fandom every time there’s an event. I’m still here, but right now my replies will come out at my own pace while I finish up this semester. Message me if you want my discord to contact me more easily.

Sb: Gabriel's no bullshit attitude and fuck u to foreign countries is what made him perfect to run ow as strike commander but they chose jack bc he follows orders Me: Holy shit this is legitimately how fucking idiots like trump get in office

TAGGED BY: @untombed TAGGING: @nightclawed @techpaired @sombrc @martyriuum @cutsilk @veroire

PLACE IN SOCIETY.

FINANCIAL – wealthy / moderate / poor / in poverty MEDICAL – fit / moderate / sickly / disabled / disadvantaged / deceased CLASS OR CASTE – upper / middle / working / slave / unsure EDUCATION – qualified / unqualified / perpetually studying

FAMILY.

MARITAL STATUS – married, happily / married, unhappily / engaged and devoted to a fault / partnered / single / divorced / widow or widower / separated / it’s complicated (verse depending) CHILDREN – has a child / no children / wants children / adopted a child FAMILY – close with sibling(s) / not close with sibling(s) / has no siblings / sibling is deceased AFFILIATION – orphaned / adopted / disowned / raised by both parents 

TRAITS & TENDENCIES.

disorganised / organized / in between close-minded / open-minded / in between cautious / reckless / in between patient / impatient / in between outspoken / reserved / in between leader / follower / in between sympathetic / unemphatic / in between optimistic / pessimistic / in between hardworking / lazy / in between cultured / uncultured / in between loyal / disloyal / in between faithful / unfaithful / unknown

SEXUALITY & ROMANTIC INCLINATION.

SEXUALITY – heterosexual / homosexual / bisexual / asexual / pansexual / demisexual SEX – sex repulsed / neutral / sex favorable ROMANCE – romance repulsed / romance neutral / romance favorable SEXUALLY – sexually adventurous / sex experienced / naive / inexperienced / curious / uninterested

ABILITIES.

COMBAT SKILLS – excellent / good / moderate / poor / none LITERACY SKILLS – excellent / good / moderate / poor / none ARTISTIC SKILLS – excellent / good / moderate / poor / none TECHNICAL SKILLS – excellent / good / moderate / poor / none